Just a little one-shot I thought would be funny, I own nothing.
Vegeta stood outside, observing Goku and his annoying snot nosed son train, as he had nothing better to do at the moment.
However, he soon grew broad of watching the brat get the crap beat out of him, even though that pitiful excuse of a Saiyen was going easy on him.
So without a second thought, he flew over to the nearest shade tree and rolled over to take a nap.
But, he found when he closed his eyes he began to...hear things.
"C'mon, Gohon! You can do it!" Goku said in his stupid cheerful voice, Gohon scowled.
" I-I can't!" He screamed, defeated.
" Yes you can Gohon! Just believe in yourself!"
"Dad, I'll never get anywhere if you keep holding back! Push harder!" Vegeta's eyes flew open.
"O-oh, okay son, I won't hold back." Vegeta closed his eyes again, deciding he didn't care what they were doing.
Gohon then let out an ear splitting scream.
"Ah! Yes Dad! Yes! Don't hold back! Ahhh!" Vegeta couldn't bring himself to open his eyes, too terrified of what he might see.
"That's it Gohon! You're doin' great! Just a little more!" What the hell! Vegeta thought, when did my mind get so dirty!
"D-Dad! I'm gon-na...Ahhh!" Vegeta then ran in the dome shaped house, screaming 'OMG! OMG! OMG! HOMO!'
"What's his problem?" Gohon asked innocently.
"I don't know, but you were right, pushing you far enough really did help, congratulations on becoming a SuperSaiyen son!"
Vegeta was in the house puking.
Anyone notice how when you close your eyes in dbz it sounds like they're have butt-secks?