The Pines twins: and the weird Summer
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Sorry, Harry my boy! But this story only has room for one for ONE main character. Said Slenderman as he kicked Harry out of the story...but not before stealing his Scar and Destiny...and giving it to another...
...11 years later...
Quirrelmort smiled as he entered the final chamber. It took a whole year of pretending to be an cowardly, stuttering, incompetent teacher...teaching those sniveling brats...but finally, the Philosopher Stone was in his grasp! the unexpected bonus of the BWL simply disappearing all those years ago was just the icing on the cake!
All that stood between him and ultimate glory and eternal life...was Dumbeldor's silly mirro-
Quirrelmort stop in his tracks...before him was the shattered remains of the Mirror of Erised..and painted on it were the words 'Frack on that' next to a crude caricature of a someone flipping him the bird...
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When Dumbeldore returned...Hogwarts was in flames...
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"Stanley Lenderman?...Do we know a Stanley Lenderman?" Asked a eleven year old Dipper as he examined the presents tag.
"Who cares!? He got us both presents! That makes him A-okay in my book!" shouts his twin Sister Mable as she tore open said present and marveled at the dazzling silver cloak inside.
Dipper shrugged, wiped some sweat off his Big Dipper made of lightning bolts birthmark, and opened the present to reveal a strange blood red stone...Dipper marveled at it as his Sister vanished behind him...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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