Danny Boy
(With apologies to Frederic Edward Weatherly)
xxx
Oh Danny Boy, your boss, your boss is calling:
'Tis time to go; we've got a brand new case.
Big Chicken's out and threatening the governor;
We're needed now outside of Washington Place.
xxx
But don't forget he also has it in for you,
He vowed revenge when he was in the pen.
I'll have your back, as always, when we take him down.
So, Danno, please, oh Danno please, stay safe 'til then.
xxx
But if you come and HPD's already there
You'll know that Chick's made good upon his threat.
I must protect Paul Jameson at any cost
Even if I die before the sun does set.
xxx
If things go wrong, I must make sure to let you know
Before you come, whate'er may be my fate:
You've been the best right hand that I could ever want
Oh Danno, Five-O's yours, so please protect this state.
xxx
But if we win and Chicken ends up back in jail,
And we survive to fight another foe.
It's back to work for us and Chin and Kono, too
To file reports, our statements, as you know.
xxx
Then we'll kick back, enjoy a little leisure time.
Me, I'll go sailing, you can surf a wave.
'Cuz all too soon, somewhere will be another crime,
So Danno, have some fun, but please don't misbehave.