Hi. I wrote this last spring and uploaded it to DA and now I'm uploading it here. After I wrote the first part, my friend OOOOOOOOOOOOOm thought I should continue it and so I did. But I made her write every other chapter. I'll say at the begining who wrote what so you don't get confused. Also, the warnings will be at the being of each chapter, along with the rating. Oh, and you don't have to read all the chapters or read them in order.

This chapter has multiple pairings, it's rated T, and warnings are onesided incest, swearing, references to sex, and possible OOC-ness.


"Well, I guess everyone is here then." Belarus started the meeting. She looked over at her friend Hungary before continuing. "Since this is our first gathering, I should explain why I started this club. After talking to other people, mostly Hungary, I found out that I was not the only one who is in love with their brother. I thought it would be a good way to…get understanding, I guess. Any questions?" Belarus was glad her time to speak alone was over. She did not like public speaking.

"Why's Hungary here?" Prussia called much too loudly.

"Because I'm great moral support. Now shut up." Luckily she was on the other side of the circle they were currently sitting in or else Prussia would have been in serious trouble.

"Yeah, right. You're just here because we're going to be talking about yaoi."

"I said, shut up. Don't make me get out my frying pan."

"Fine, whatever." Prussia knew well how bad that thing hurt.

"So, who's going to start?" Hungary asked. Unlike Belarus, she didn't mind speaking in front of others.

"I will." A soft feminine voice said.

"Thank you, Belgium."

"Hi, everyone. Well, I love my brother, the Netherlands. I know he seems really angry, but he's actually really nice. At first I thought it was just normal sisterly love, but then I just couldn't get him out of my head. I finally accepted it myself, and was going to tell him, but then he told me he was dating Switzerland. I never saw it coming and it made me want to cry, but I don't want to be a bother or get in hewer anything, so I just kinda kept it a secret."

Everyone was silent for a moment. Then Romano spoke up. "Belgium, if you love him, then fight for him. You can't just let Switzerland take him away from you."

Belgium smiled. Of course it would be the Italian who said something. The two had always had a good relationship, often being mistaken for romantic, but they were just friends. "He's happy. That's all that matters."

"Romano, why don't you go next?" Hungary asked.

"Fuck. Fine." His face instantly started going red. "I always say I hate my damn brother. He's so perfect and everyone loves him more than me. And that's all fucking true. But there's another reason for my…fine I'll say it, jealousy. I hate how everyone loves him so much, and he loves everyone. Dammit, I wanna be special to him, not just like everyone else. And then he had to go and fall in love with that potato sucking bastard! I hate them both so much!"

"Hey, that's my bruder you're talking about." Prussia interrupted. "I hate that he's with Italy too, but they're both nice. Although West is so much awesomer. He's hot and he knows how to fuck. His screams turn me on so much…"

"You've actually been with your brother?" Belgium asked.

"Ja, but he let me for Italy."

"I'm getting totally bored of just sitting here. Can I talk now?"

"Da." Belarus said. "But do you even have a brother?"

"Yeah, Canada. I'm not surprised if none of you know him. That's totally normal. That's why when I'm out in public, I act like I don't remember him either. I wanna fit in, ya know? But I think Canada kinda hates me for that. Seriously, I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"You damn idiot." Romano scolded.

"Hey!"

"If nobody notices your brother, all you would have to do is show him that you do see him and you would have him all to yourself."

"But…" America thought about that for awhile.

"Iceland, you are the only one left. Your turn." Belarus said.

"Okay. As most know I got a DNA test to see if I was actually related to Norway. I wanted so desperately for it not to be true. I thought that if we were brothers, we could never be together the way I wanted. He still hasn't figured out that's why I don't want to call him 'onii-chan.' I'm still hoping that even though we're brothers, we can forget about that and maybe he'll like me back."

Hungary's heart was breaking. These stories were all so sad. Most of them were good people, didn't they deserve love? She decided she would help them, no matter what.

The door to the room opened a crack. A weak voice said "I-is this the 'I love my brother' club?"

"Da." Belarus said.

"Come on in." Hungary invited.

Slowly, the boy came in and the group saw who it was.

"Latvia? Aren't you always saying that you want siblings? When did you get a brother?" Belgium asked.

"W-well, w-we Baltics are k-kind of like b-brothers. I know that w-we have very l-little in common, but its close enough, right?"

Belarus looked uncertain. On the one hand, she really did not like any of the Baltics, but on the other, Hungary had told her to be open and accepting with this club.

"Fine." She forced herself to say. "Come here and tell us your story."

"O-okay." He walked into the center of the circle. "Well…um…I wanna fuck Estonia's brains out!"

Everybody was shocked by the small nation's outburst.

Belarus was the first to recover. "Is that the blonde bastard who's dating my brother?"

"Unfortunately, yes."

The nations considered their meeting. At the end none of them could say they felt completely better, but they did all have some new allies.

And the group had a new name. They were now the "I wanna fuck my brother's brains out" club.