Hi there! This is my first published fanfiction because I thought all the others were totally rubbish. So please give me some constructive criticism!

I do not own Hetalia. Or Disney. Even though that would be awesome.

"MARLEY I HAVE A PLAN AND IT IS TOTALLY EPIC AND EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!"

My sister groans,and sits up. "Addie,no. We are not getting a a cat. Or a unicorn."

"Aw...Hang on a itsy bitsy teeny weenie second..."

"Yes?" asks the nine year old,sounding a teensy bit annoyed at me. I have no clue why though,it's not that early.

"Aren't we going to Walt Disney World in exactly 200 days?"

"Yes,yes we are."

" And how old are you then?"

"Nine."

"And how old do you have to be to not wear a costume?"

"Ten."

"Sooo what I'm saying is...Will you dress up as Cinderella for me?"

"I would rather stick a fork in my eyeballs and start twisting."

Okay then,that plan's a moot point.

"Who's your favourite Disney character?"

"I don't want to dress up."

Fine,be that way. I'll just get Mallory to dress up.

"You're narrating your life again. I find that rather creepy."

I open up my laptop and google "hetalia units". Marley leans over my shoulder,her feathery blonde hair tickling my nose.

"What ya looking for?" Marley asks, padding over to her chest of drawers and pulling out an old red hoodie.

"Hetalia units."

"Is this going to turn out like those horribly clichéd fanfictions that usually end with the canon character and the Mary Sue having lots of sexual relations?"

"Stop going through my stuff,and I swear you are watching too much Glee."

"Hey,what can I say? Klaine for the win!"

I find the website and hover the cursor over the 'Select Your Unit!' button.

"Which one?"

"Ooh,what about England? Relatively normal,just have to keep him away from the , he'd fit in better,because we're English."

"Okay! Let's do this!" I click on the England picture and get directed to a form asking for my details. I enter them in,and note that surprisingly,the entire thing's free. That's a bonus.

"Hmmm,special requests...Do we want any?

"Well he needs a passport,and can you tell the company not to send any more until we get back from Disney?" Marley adds,stretching.

"Will Stephy be okay with this?" I ask,internally panicking.

"Yeah,she said she was gonna get you one anyway,and she also bought an extra ticket to Disney World for him too."

"This is awesome,but waaay too convenient for my liking. Are you sure we're not in a fanfiction?"

"Yup."

"Okaay,time to get my own piece of the world!" As I say that,I click the Order Now button and a box pops up saying "Thanks for your hope you enjoy your Hetalia unit,and he should be arriving at your residence in 2 days." Huh,pretty quick shipping.

This is gonna be amaaaazing!

"You're narrating your life again. Stop doing that.