Souls eyes opened and he flinched, startling blair, who was resting peacfully on his crotch. He sensed it. Who wouldn't? He knew Maka would be the first to feel it. Sure enough she was. In the kitchen Maka was making herself cofee. Soul placed his clothes on and went to greet her.
"I was waiting for you" She mumbled as she pushed a cofee in souls hands. Soul slurped some up but while he was pouring it into his mouth he accedentily turned his arm into a sycthe blade. The cofee flung into Blair killing her instantly.
"Jesus Christ!" Screamed Maka.
A good few Maka chops later they where ready.
Soul transformed into sycthe mode. Maka gripped his shaft ;)
A huge explosion told them all they needed to know.
Jesus hoverd over to them and shot with his guns but they shot back but jesus was really strong but they were stronger all of a sudden maka fell over and jesus said i win and maka said no i am a satanist metal fan and it turns out shes a weapon so she turned into a huge fan of metal and started blowing jesus and he fell over into some water and then he said oh no and started cutting his wrists but then he accedently an arterty and his robes fell of and he died naked.