Returning

My Halloween fic!! IN FEBRUARY!!! If Sasuke is dumb enough to return on Halloween he's gonna get a shock. Review!! Onyx.

Sasuke appeared at the gates. Team Hebi close behind him.

'So Sasuke this is your home village?'

'Yeah.'

'Cute.'

Jugo laughed.

'What Jugo?'

'I never thought I'd hear you say cute Suigetsu.'

'Whatever.'

Karin wrapped herself around Sasuke's arm.

'So this is where we're starting our family?'

'I never said that I would be starting a family with you.'

Sasuke shook Karin off.

'We're going to see the Hokage.'

Sasuke jumped up and started to run on the roofs. Soon arriving at the Hokage's office. He was shocked as he opened the door.

'Jiriya?'

"Jiriya" looked up. "He" had a small purple diamond on "his" forehead.

'Don't be stupid Uchiha. It's Halloween I can dress up like whoever I want.'

Tsunade got up and walked round her desk.

'You however need a purpose to be here. Why are you back? Come to put my apprentice through more pain?'

'No. I killed Itachi.'

'Uh huh. Well, you'll have to stay in the Uchiha manor tonight. Everyone is on a mission and I can't be bothered to get rid of the crime scene tape in your flat.'

'Whatever.'

'We will talk about your punishment in the morning. Until then get to the Uchiha manor and stay there.'

Sasuke and his team walked out.

'AND DON'T SCARE ANY LITTLE KIDS ON YOUR WAY!!!'