I dont own naruto, or anything else in here basically.
and im kind of new so shut up if it sucks
Sasuke's Amazing Day
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This day started out normally, Sasuke woke up(alone) made/ate breakfest(alone)got dressed(yes he does the previous things naked). Then walks to the training area
(alone and unbothered). Until one day, whilst Kakashi,Iruka,Naruto,Shino,Kiba, and all other men in the village were out on a mission. Normally Sasuke would've gone but
Shikimaru's dad said "no EMO's aloud" and shoved him in a puddle. The others laughed at Sasuke and Garaa kicked a random patch of sand in Sasuke's face.
Sasuke would've normally destroyed them with a fire jutsu, but that word stuck in his head, in an echo. "emo,emo,emo,emo,emo,emo,emo,emo,emo,emo,emo,emo" and so
on. He had never been called that before except by...by...his eyes shrunk and whited out as he flashed back to that day when his family died and Itachi said "TO THE
FLOWER SHOP!" where he was called emo for buying a black rose, by his dad(hence the family killing). Sakura had found while he was mumbling things about the flower
shop. Which coincidentally Sakura's family owns so she thought he meant "sex me up at the flower shop" because she's a psycho stalker. Overjoyed at this she dragged him
to her room and got ready for the rape of Sasuke by showering and using a special shampoo. As she was showering Sasuke woke up and thought he was still in a flashback.
So walked into the bathroom where he walked in on Itachi putting on mascara, and instead of Itachi saw a naked sakura. His face reddened, Sakura's face reddened, Naruto
felt an uncontrollable amount of rage in the woods and destroyed half of the woods in a foamy mouthed fury, not knowing why. Sasuke stood there shocked, then felt a
sensation he had never felt before. He touched his nose and furiously wiped away the blood. Then saw Sakura naked again and jets of blood shot from his nose, sending him
thru the window and into Ino's room with a love note falling from his shirt pocket
Earlier
Sasuke: What are you doing baka?
Naruto: writing a love note to Sakura-chan
Sasuke: pfft, dobe
and sasuke stole the note and shoved it in his pocket.
Naruto cried like a sissy until sakura smacked him for no reason.
back in the room
Ino walked into her room with her mother and saw Sasuke with the note laying on top of him. She thought he fell asleep waiting for her and read the note without waking
him.
"Huh?" Ino said aloud
one the note
My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is li
random scribbles were on the rest of the page because that was when Sasuke stole it.
in the room
"hmm...well atleast he tried to concentrate on the poem...Naruto probably messed it up, ill kill him when he gets back"
Sasuke woke up to Ino and her mother in bikini's(they were at the beach,then the pool, then the beach again)
and Sasuke nosebled away.
meanwhile
"..." said sakura, shocked at the amount of blood and that Sasuke flew away.
Just then her dad walked in "Oh, god! YOU'VE KILLED AGAIN!!!!!!!!"
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That's all for now, ill try to fill in the details next story, or whatever.