Well, guys, like I keep saying, old habits die hard. In other words, here's another story! Second in the posting.
Summary, please!
Summary: Skeith is back for revenge, and sucks the Warners into The World, where he separates FF2's reality have in order to take control of him completely, and it's up to his new ego, Zane, to regain his reality half… all the while helping his new siblings drive their enemies up the walls!
So, yeah, it's sort of crosses over with the .hack games. I will admit ahead of time that I do not know a lot about the series- luckily my co-author, FF2, is there to assist me, so hopefully this story won't bomb.
Dot: You mean like your story, Kidnappified?
Yakko: Or Blu Meets The Boys?
Wakko: Or Shaggy?
Zane: Or TPTNG: A New Journey?
Me: *slaps forehead* …The intro is barely over, and already I know this is going to be a long story.
Disclaimer Of Which We All Hate: Steven Spielberg owns Animaniacs. Someone else owns .Hack. FF2 owns Zane. A whole bunch of other people own every single cameo that will appear in this story. And I just own the plot. (Better have this memorized because I'm not telling you again!)
AaaaAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaand…. ON WITH IT!
^~^(ooh, looky, it's a new break-thingy!)
Time: 5:44 PM
Location: The WB Water Tower
Status: Subtle… for the time being.
Inside the Warner Bros. Studio water tower, the Warner Brothers (and Warner Sister), were hanging out with their newfound sibling, Zane E. Warner, and the authoress, WG. It had been a busy day for the group, after causing a pie-fight at a cosplay convention, harassing the Nostalgia Critic by trying to get him to buy magazines, and turning the White House into the Tye-Dyed house (which many hippies enjoyed).
Now, it was time to take a break, before the team decided to visit The Goonies (so that Wakko could get an autograph from Sloth). Dot was reading one of her horror/cheap romance/comedy/suspense novels- this time wearing ear-muffs to drown out any noise; Wakko and WG were watching the movie Sand Sharks on Net-Flix while engulfing snacks by the fist-full; and Zane had brought over his .Hack/Infection videogame to play with Yakko.
"You know," Yakko said halfway through the game. "I found a program once that allowed me to play in The World. Met a kid who was the original Kite, and we made a good team- never got to know him in real life though."
"Oh, yeah. That was probably me," Zane answered, not even taking his eyes off the game.
"Oh. Cool." Yakko sat there for a few seconds… until his face (complete with the sound of breaking dishes) turned to shock. "Say that again?!"
~Cue Theme Song!~
It's time for A-nima-niacs!
And we're zany to the max
So sit back and relax
You'll laugh until you collapse
We're Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner Brothers
(And the Warner Sister Dot)
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot!
We're A-nima-niacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
We've got wisecracks by the stacks
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
We're A-nima-niacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're Animanie,
Totally Insaney
(Warners: Don't you dare flamey)
ANIMANIACS
Those are the facts
~Okay, back to the plot~
Yakko scratched his head. "So, you're telling me, you used to be the original Kite?" he questioned.
"Duh, why else would I name my first OC after him?" Zane answered, still having his eyes glued on the game.
"Why didn't you mention that before?"
"You never asked, mate."
Yakko considered this. "Got me there. …So, how come you never came back?"
"You know how in my story, The Chosen One, my character Kite was in a coma?"
"Yeah…? No."
"Oh. Well, he was. It was actually based off my actual experience- while in the world I lapsed into a coma, and my character was taken off until it was won in a contest by some new player. Same with Blackrose- whoever played her never came back into the game either and her character was given away."
"Ha! The shark ate the easy chick- I totally saw that coming!" WG was laughing with her mouth full of potato chips, while pointing at the tv.
Wakko responded with a large belch. "100 grand says the producer goes next," he added.
Dot grumbled, taking off her ear-muffs and putting in some ear-plugs, cramming them into her ears.
"Anyway, once the situation in the World was revolved a few months later, I broke out of my coma- just in time for my first year at Hogwarts. But I knew something still lurked in The World but didn't want to risk going into another coma, especially after beginning my key-blade training with Terra, Aqua, and Ven, meeting WG and Tracker, and going on to become the most powerful cartoonbrid that ever lived… and I never entered The World again."
"Huh. I just quit playing the game because I got hooked on Kingdom Hearts and forgot about it," Yakko explained with a shrug. "I think I still have the equipment stored away somewhere. What say we take it out and see what's new in The World?"
"HA! The cop died next! You owe me 100 grand," WG boasted, holding her hand out to Wakko.
Wakko grumbled, but handed WG a 100 Grand chocolate bar, which she happily munched.
Dot snarled and pried out her ear-plugs, putting on a large set of headphones and turning up the music to drain out everything else as she read.
"Sure, lets do it," Zane answered Yakko. "What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"
Dot threw off the headphones. "WOULD YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO READ HERE!" she bellowed.
"…of course there'd be one shark left," WG scoffed, turning off the TV. "What a cliché."
A/N: I had to include the theme song… and like it said, NO FLAMES!
Wakko: No matter HOW bad this story may turn out!
Me: Watch it, or your Don Knotts collection gets torched!
Wakko: Eep! (hugs Don Knotts videos and runs)