Rescue Mission

Prologue

Marth, Ike, and Link sat at one of the many tables in the kitchen. Other smashhers were at every other table, examples of the groups are Pikachu, Samus, Snake, and Captain Falcon or Red, Red's Pokemon, Lucario, and Mew Two. They'd watch Pikachu's group every now and then and see Samus hit Falcon for flirting with her. Snake was just waiting for Falcon to crumble.

"Hey guys." Toon Link grinned at them. "Mind if I sit with ya?"

"Not at all." Link grinned back at his reincarnation.

"I'm cool with it." Ike laughed slightly.

"Of course." Marth simply nodded.

"Hello, Smashie-smashie-smashers~!" They all blinked as Crazy hand, the giant, floating left hand who lived up to his name, entered.

"Oh no. Crazy, did you get into the sugar?" They heard the scared voice of a new smasher, Pit, say.

"Maybe~! Either way... MWAHAHAHA!" Samus sighed and used her blaster to knocked out the crazy hand.

"Wait... this isn't THAT strong." Samus looked at her pistol, then sniffed the air. She slapped a hand over her nose and mouth, closing her eyes.

"Samus, what are you..." Snake and Captain Falcon slumped to the floor.

"Gas Chlorophyl!" Mew Two yelled through his psychic powers.

Everyone who hadn't fallen covered up their nose and mouth and ran for the doors.

"Sorry, smashers." They all turned and saw a mysterious figure with a black cloak emitting a black mist. "I locked all the entrances and exits through the outside. I'm immune to things you aren't, such as chlorophyl. And you have to breathe sometime."

Link removed his hand to yell at the mysterious person, but inhaled the chlorophyl and he hit the ground with an audible thud, falling asleep.

"Ah, sleeping gas. The most efficient way to get things done when you don't want blood."

"..." Samus glared at the figure, still not breathing in the air. She looked around. Captain Falcon, Snake, Link, Peach, Luigi, Kirby, Yoshi, and Jigglypuff were down. That left... now Ike joined them. That made 9 down 31 to- nevermind, 29. Nana and Popo, the Ice Climbers went down. She was surprised that Ness and Lucas could last so long without air.

"3 minutes and 11 down. Pretty good. Oh, make that 14 down. There goes Fox, Falco, and Wolf." The figure laughed a maniacal laugh. "Hm. Zelda has lasted longer than Link. Interesting."

"..." Silence fell over the room yet again. After a few seconds, Zelda, Dr. Mario, Mario, Pichu, Roy, Young Link, and Toon Link were down. After a minute, it just came down to Samus, Lucas, Ness, Lucario, Pikachu, Olimar, and Mew Two.

"Hm...? Still holding on are we? Well, I don't think Olimar is playing fair. He doesn't even breathe our air." Suddenly, the figure had put the sleep-inducing gas into the alien's suit, causing him to pass out. "Who's next? Lucas? Ness? Surely they have to breathe."

Pikachu glared at the figure after watching his little brother crumple to the floor, asleep. "PIKA!" He tried to squeak out, but he opened his mouth, causing him to fall asleep.

No... Pikachu! Samus looked sadly at her only friend here in the mansion for a brief second, but returned to glaring at the strange figure. They'd pay for this.

"Hm... the cute little mouse pokemon, hm? Well, not what I expected, but it works."

"Y-you're heartless!" Ness yelled, but accidentally inhaled the gas, making him pass out.

Lucas wanted to cry. He wanted to curl up in a ball and cry.

"Four now? Honestly, this went too quickly. Just four minutes."

Lucas stared. Four minutes?! He was honestly surprised he didn't need air yet. He heard a thud behin him and a small grunt that belonged to Lucario.

How have I outlasted LUCARIO? T-this is insane! He silently cried as he held his breath. Mew Two went down. It was just him and Samus.

"Oh, now this is just boring!" The figure growled, but then sounded happy as it said, "I know..." He snuck up behind Lucas and forced his hands away, making the boy fall into unconsciousness.

"I know what you're thinking, Samus. I'm heartless to you, aren't I? Well, I can change that." With that, her hands were pried from her face, forcing her to breathe in the air.

"So, Master Hand, what's the occasion?" A girl standing at 5"5 asked, leaning against a wall. She has shoulder length, brown hair in a ponytail, hazel eyes, glasses, and wore a simple t-shirt with the Legend of Zelda logo and a list of every single Zelda game on the back, jeans, black Vans, and had a backpack. She also had a necklace, which consisted of a silver chain and a crystal heart that gleamed different colors.

"Well... Crazy can probably describe it better." Master Hand, a giant, floating, talking, right hand sighed.

"Yeah, bro and sisses! I was goin' to check on how the Smashers were doin' at breakfast, when I saw through a window, that a guy sent a hologram thingie of me to trick the Smashers, bro and sisses!"

"No WAY!" Another girl, standing at roughly 5"2, yelled. She has straightened, light-ish brown hair, blue-green eyes, and wore a simple black t-shirt, jeans, and black sneakers. She had an open mouth, which formed an 'o' shape.

"Yes way, sis!" Crazy Hand, a giant floating, talking, LEFT hand did the hand equivalent of nodding. Which, to him, was floating up and down. "Not only that, he fueled sleeping gas into the air, and knocked out every Smasher! He even took the Melee rejects!"

The first brunette punched him. "Don't call them rejects."

"Anyway, bro and sisses! I heard him say that he kidnapped all the authors! And he's going to attack the chosen ones in the Real World with the authors, to make sure we can't stop him, bro and sisses."

"Wait, what?!" The second brunette yelled.

Another female sighed softly. She had blonde hair with a slight wave, her eyes a pretty shade of hazel. She wore a white tank top with a graphic design of a sunset on it, denim shorts, neon orange converse, and a gold pendant with a bow and arrow on it. "So... what now?"

"I'm sad to say this, but we have to tamper with your world." Master Hand braced himself for a punch from the three girls in the room, but it never came.

"Wait, where's Zuly?!" The second brunette started running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

"Well I think-!" Master Hand whipped around as a transmission came through. When it became clear, a mysterious figure wearing a black cloak and emitting a black aura sat in a leather recliner.

"Hello, Master Hand, Crazy Hand. I see you rescued three authors before I got to them. Shade the Fox-Cat Hybrid, whom I'll call Shade for short. A powerful author with a love for grammar and 8, unfinished, neglected stories. Really friendly." The figure smirked.

"And where did you get all that?"

"Why, I do my research. Second author, 1411alexis. A random and crazy author with 3, also unfinished and neglected stories. Crazy, random, funny. Such a shame Master Hand couldn't rescue Zuly, huh?"

"What did you do to Zuly?!" Alexis demanded.

"And TheHungerGames5634, previously known as funnybunny2000. I think I'll call you Bunny for short. A Hunger Games addicted author with a crush on a fictional character. 2, unfinished, also neglected stories, both about the same category. Quiet, but loud once comfortable. Can be random."

"Seriously, WHERE DO YOU GET THIS INFORMATION!?" Bunny yelled in confusion.

"Doesn't matter." The figure waved its hand. Suddenly, the camera zoomed out and they saw the long row of tubes behind the person.

"It's Zuly!" Alexis yelled, pointing at the tube where her friend and co-writer was.

"And Nilla!" Bunny pointed.

"I also see Mew Musica, Shappo, Kingler... Even some of my favorite SSB authors, such as Captainess Scout! I even see her friends, BadmitonHero, TheKandyGirl123, Juni, Scarlet Devil Vocaloid, wait... HOLY TACOS! I see m3At, Lex, and nite train. Which can only mean... oh glob."

"AUTHORESS!" Master Hand yelled and Crazy broke down into tears at the sight of their little (older in Crazy's case) sister. Shade hugged Crazy's middle finger in consolation.

"Welll rescue her, don't worry. We'll rescue them ALL. Smashers included." Shade smiled lightly at the left hand and turned to the figure. "YOU. You, however, are going to need a PRETTY dang strong army to defeat us."

"I have Tabuu, every smasher, every author you see here and more, AND the Subspace Army at my disposal. YOU have three weak authors and two hands."

"Not for long." Shade hissed. "Anything else you wanna add, M?"

"M?"

"M for Mystery, since we don't know who you are."

"... Then I guess we'll go with that. And as for your question. I hope you can find GREAT help soon." With that the transmission ended.

"Well, what now?"

"As I was saying, we're going to have to tamper with your world, getting humans from there to come here with special transformations for each Smasher. I think we have the first two zeroed in on already. We can show you what's happening on the screen. Once we say so, jump through the portal that appears and get the two girls to come through."

"I guess that's the plan then." Shadow walked over and sat down on her mini-recliner. "We sit and watch."

Background info time! But first, a little message.

To Captainess Scout, TheKandyGirl123, BadmitonHero, nite train, m3At, Juni, and Scarlet Devil Vocaloid:

I'm sorry that I didn't ask ANY of you whether or not you wanted to be in here. I know I should have, but I wasn't thinking straight. If you are uncomfortable with me having you on here, let me know and I will remove your name.

To Captainess Scout and Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand:

I apologize in advance if this story has any similarities to yours and it seems like I'm copying you. I'll try to fix it. Oh, and Authoress? The fanart of the light switch cover is coming along quite nicely. That cover was given to you with such good intentions, yet it went SERIOUSLY wrong.

Now, for the promised background information.

Shade the Fox-Cat Hybrid – (ME!) Brown hair, hazel eyes, glasses. Loves gaming, the SSB series, chocolate, candy, manga, anime, and FanFiction. I do have 8 (as of this one 9) unfinished and sort of neglected stories. I'm sorry about that. I'm not planning on finishing The Old Nursery Tale, Setting Sun, Rising Moon, or Thunder and Lightning any time soon. However, I'm going to finish this, then finish the others.

But back to my information. I'm a little over 5 feet tall. I am the biggest gaming and anime nerd you will ever find, and I'm open to suggestions for games I try and anime to watch. I LOVE randomness and being crazy.

TheHungerGames5634 a.k.a. Bunny- Blonde hair, hazel eyes. She loves the color orange, the Hunger Games, SSBB, Ouran Highschool Host Club, and Josh Hutcherson. She as well has unfinished and neglected stories. She's about 5 feet tall. She's really quiet at first, but gets loud, chatty, and crazy once you break through her shell.

1411alexis AND Zuly- (So far, just Alexis) Alexis has straightened, brown hair, blue-green eyes and is VERY RANDOM! She loves to run around and be random and she likes watching PewDiePie on Youtube and the SSB series. She's very crazy, funny, fun, and random.