A/N: OK, so this is a total crack fic. No idea WHAT I was thinking, but it was highly entertaining! Lol Also, please be nice, this is my first fic! T-T
The Workings of Cloud's Mind
Okay, so we're bringing the fight to him this time, he won't suspect it! But I don't know; it could be danger- Oh! Look at the pretty birdie!!
OUCH!!! My nose! When did that tree get there?! Why I have half a mind to cut that thing down and- Oh! Butterfly! Aw, it's all colourful and prettyful! Wait! Butterfly! Where are you going? Come back! Humph, he left! Oh, well, I didn't want him that much anyway.
I'm an emo kid,
Nonconforming as can be,
You'd be nonconforming too If you looked just like me- Huh? Where'd everyone go? Ah, did they turn right or left? Crap! Um, let's see here. Go left for fight with Sephiroth; go right for Emerald City. Hmmmm, well our group is mostly consisted of girls, so they must have gone to Emerald City! That's the only thing they would do! So, right it is!Doo doo doo doo doo. Ooooo! It's so shiny and GREEN!!! That's my favourite colour! At least, now it is! La la la la la. What? Who are they? DUDE!!!! IT'S A TALKING LION!!!! AND A TALKING SCARECROW!!!!! FREAKIN SWEET!!
But, what? Why are they falling sleep? Hmmm, and why am I so sleepy all of a sudden? Yawn, oh well, nappy time! Nighty- night! ZzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
And, sadly enough, Cloud never showed up for the fight with Sephiroth. The group lost and he took over the earth. Cloud was never seen again. I sometimes wonder if he's still sleeping in that field of poppy, oblivious to the world's turmoil.
End
Yeah, total weirdness, right? Whatever, hope you enjoyed! Now you have two options. 1. Review or 2. Leave. Personally I usually leave, so do whatever! I'm easy!
Ja Ne
Gaara's Whore