Just another few mission-free days with the Akatsuki, rather peaceful to the occupants but as always, something just HAS to happen.
A loud squeal from Tobi echoed down the hallway, "OLIVEE SO CUTE!" "Stop it!"
"But Tobi's a good boy! He just want to touch it!" "I said no!" "Please?" "NO!"
Kakuzu grunted before shouting, "Leave her alone Tobi and get in here!"
The boy came skipping in, dragging the woman along with him and instantly all eyes were on her.
His lover had real cat ears and a swishing, slightly fluffy looking tail; the color an ultra-light brown, not quite matching her hair color.
He was utterly dumbfounded, especially when Hidan, Sasori, Lexy, and Itachi came in with the same problem.
"We got pretty kitties!"
Zetsu and Kisame laughed but thought they all looked adorable.
Hidan with his sleek platinum colored shorthair tail/ears as Itachi's was black. Sasori's was red like his hair but actually rather fluffy longhair whereas Lexy's was a sleek chocolate brown longhair.
Kakuzu rubbed his temples irritably, "For once I would like to have a few days off without any ridiculous jutsu taking action! Is that so much to ask?"
Olivia went to him and rubbed his shoulders soothingly, her ears dropping slightly.
Zetsu observed this with a grin, "Looks like she's feeling upset Kakuzu. Her tail and ears drooped."
The miser glanced up at her and they were indeed down, she looked sad so that explains it.
A cat's ears and tail show their emotions very easily. He couldn't help but notice that her fingernails resembled claws now too. That's not good; if I anger her she might tear me to shreds.
Kisame was thoroughly enjoying the sight of Itachi and Lexy with the cute little ears and tail, it suited them perfectly. He quickly went to them and just had to touch the soft and silky fur; which felt just like it looked.
Lexy growled, "Do you mind?" "Not at all kitten."
Zetsu asked quietly, "So what happened to you five?" Tobi giggled, "Sempai did it!"
Said blonde came in with a glare, "It was your fault Tobi! The technique would've been perfect if not for you un!"
Kakuzu furrowed his brows, "What technique may I ask?"
"It's a transformation jutsu from that book of Zetsu's and I was only going to demonstrate how it works on Olivia since she volunteered but then Tobi ruined it un!"
Kisame chuckled, "What did he do?" "He came running in like an idiot shouting 'kitties' and my thoughts went straight to what he said, then I lost the concentration and it turned them all into cats not just her un."
Itachi sighed, "Not a full transformation but it could be worse."
Tobi frowned, "Tobi wouldn't have yelled if sempai just turned Olivee into a cute kitty and not some bird." "I told you birds are more graceful than cats thus making it more artistic un!"
Hidan snorted, "Yeah well now we're cats but I rather fucking know when it wears off." The blonde rubbed his temples, "A day at the most from what the book said un."
Tobi cried out happily as he ran to his Olivee to embrace her, "Tobi so excited! That means Tobi can play with the pretty kitties."
Sasori growled, his tail swishing back and forth angrily, "Not with me you're not! I want no part in this." Deidara grinned, "Why Danna? You do look extremely cute un." "Watch it brat!"
Hidan smirked and stroked his tail experimentally, "Chill Sasori, it won't be so fucking bad. At least we're not in public and fucking look like pussies."
Madara laughed out loud, "But you're cats Hidan, so you do look like pussies." "AGH FUCK OFF!"
Lexy yawned, "I guess, but now I officially live up to the name kitten now." Kisame chuckled and tugged her tail gently. "Yes you do, I wonder if you lot will gain a cat's behavior as well?"
Sasori paled at the thought and dropped his ears, obviously sulking. His lover held his hand, being careful with the claws and rubbed his head, "Cheer up Danna, this'll be fun un." "Fun for you brat!"
It's going to be a long day.
*Tobi skipped into the kitchen to find Olivee in there fixing a snack when he tugged her tail, "Stop!" "What's wrong Olivee?" He tugged her tail again and this time she growled, "I said stop it!"
Tobi was slightly afraid from the menacingly glare and agitated lashing tail, she's the type that doesn't like their tail messed with. "Don't be angry with Tobi, he got you a present."
She narrowed her eyes and snorted, "Like what?" "This!"
The boy held up one of those balls with a bell inside it and shook the thing.
Her eyes instantly going wide and watching it like a hawk. He jiggled it some more and made the gesture that he was going to throw it, making the woman jumped a little but didn't actually do it.
She whined, "Damn you Tobi! This isn't funny!"
He tossed it against the wall and she flew after it, sitting on the floor and rolling it back and forth happily until a certain silver haired man came crawling into the room in a stalking-like manner.
Hidan had heard and seen the ball from the living room, feeling compelled to catch and play with it but his lover had it and growled when he inched closer.
It took all Tobi's willpower not to burst out laughing at the stare down, the priest gradually getting closer as the woman kept growling at him and sliding back with the ball in her hand.
He made a sudden leap and collided with his lover, both yelping and mewling in aggravation as they fought over the ball. A fight took place as his claws dug into her waist as hers went into his shoulders, biting his neck growling and kicking him like an actual cat would.
Tobi was long gone by this point, having fallen onto the floor in a heap of laughter until Hidan managed to locate the ball and try to run off with it in his mouth.
The others were cracking up as Hidan ran into the room with a jingling ball in his mouth until Olivia tackled him on the floor, getting the ball with her own mouth and escaping to a safe location….on Kakuzu's lap.
The miser just twitched his eye as she ducked down on his lap, growling at her other lover that was advancing towards her again.
Taking command, he took the ball from her and put it in his pocket while scolding them in the process, "Knock it off! Behave or I'm locking you both in the cage!"
Both felines cringed at his harsh words, Olivia snuggling up to him affectionately whereas Hidan curled up at his feet with a innocent expression.
Kisame was in tears from laughing so hard, but didn't want to disturb Itachi and Lexy, who both were taking catnaps next to him.
Deidara was in the same rut, but he was grooming Sasori; the red head actually purring softly in content from the pampering.
Zetsu whispered, "What's this cage he was talking about?" "I'm not sure; he probably just made it up."
Zetsu and Madara were in a fit of hysteria as was Tobi in the kitchen.
They all were already anxious to see more of the kitties' actions henceforth.
TBC:
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