*This is my songfic, an alteration to all you need is love*

Christian: …Drugs are a Many splendid thing, drugs lift us up where we belong, all you need is drugs!

Satine: Please don't start that again

Christian: All you need is Drugs!

Satine: A girl has got to eat.

Christian: All you need is Drugs!

Satine: She'll end up on the street!

Christian: All you need is Drugs!

Satine: Drugs are just a game

Christian: I was made for smoking weed, baby, you were made for selling it.

Satine: The only way for smoking it, baby, is to pay a lovely fee.

Christian: Just One toke, Baby, just one toke.

Satine: There's no way, cause you can't pay.

Christian: In the name of weed, one toke in the name of weed!
Satine: You crazy fool, I won't give into you.

Christian: Don't leave me this way. I can't survive without your sweet weed, oh baby, don't leave me this way.

Satine: You'd think that people would've had enough of silly drug songs.

Christian: I look around and I see, it isn't so. Oh no.

Satine: Some people want to fill the world with crazy drug songs.

Christian: Well, what's wrong with that? I'd like to know, cause here I go again! Weed lifts us up where we belong! Where Eagles fly on a mountain high!

Satine: Weed makes us act like we are fools. Throw our lives away, for one happy day.

Christian: We could be heroes! Just for one day.

Satine: You, you will smoke it all. And I- I'll drink all the time!

Christian: We should be Potheads!
Satine: We can't do that.

Christian: We should be Potheads, and that's a fact.

Satine: Though nothing, will keep us together!

Christian: We could steal time just for one day.

Both: We could be heroes forever and ever! We could be heroes forever and ever! We could be heroes…

Christian: Just because I will always love weed!

Both: I can't help loving—

Christian: Weed…

Satine: How wonderful life is now weeds in the world!