Hey everybody. This is my first, probably last, and thus most likely only fanfic. Why Eva? Why not? I just got this idea in my head and I had to go with it. Like most of my work, it is all based around one single scene, with other junk to make it a story. There's going to be some WAFF in the beginning, then some humor, then onto the body of the fic, Action/Humor/Romance with a tad of angst and some really weird stuff. Lots of really weird stuff.

Disclaimer: I do not own Neon Genesis Evangelion. I do not own Pachebel Canon in D. I do not own a bunch of other junk. Gainax owns some stuff. I do not. Anything in this fic that resembles the work of another author is unintentional.

Onto the fic:

Fourth Impact: Prologue:

"I'm what?!"

AN: How's that for an introduction? Guess who said it. You'll find out in a couple of chapters. Unlike many other authors, I'm not going to beg you for reviews. I seriously doubt that anyone is actually going to read this. I'm writing this for me, myself, and I. And my ego, but he doesn't count. However, I won't object if anyone decides to give me a bit or R and R, C and C, T and A.um, ignore that last part.