Tai discovers... Takari??!!
by Anime Otaku Yamato

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, nor Taichi, nor any character in this fic except for Anime Otaku Yamato.

Author's Notes: I'm on a funny-ish rush while I write this, and I decided to turn it into something fun, which is a change from my normal writings. Please feel free to comment is you like this.

Note that this fic *does* contain hinted Takari, and it *does* contain a self-insertion.
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It was a normal day of school. Work, more work, and then homework. Taichi sighed at the amount of activity that was needed to get through the day.

Finally, it was sixth period, computer class, where students could do anything they want using computers.

Taichi decided to go online, looking for nothing in particular. While looking of the Anime Web Turnpike, he saw a link to a site called "Hopeful Light" under the Digimon section. He clicked the link, and a very alarming picture greeted him.

Right in front of him, right there on the screen, he saw a picture of two people - his sister Hikari, and her best friend Takeru. He felt like he was going to faint, but he didn't. He wanted to see what this site was about.

The menu on the main page showed 5 options:
- Profile of Site Owner
- Takari Evidence
- Takari Fanfiction
- Takari Fanart
- Takari Links

He firstly decided to look at the evidence page, in which he saw a list of events that had happened while he was in the Digital World, all involving Takeru an Hikari being in a "compromising" situation. He wanted to throw up.

He then clicked the fanfiction link, which had a list of fan-written stories, some of which contained explicit sex between his sister and her best friend. He wanted to throw up again.

Finally, he clicked the profile link, and this is what he read:

"Hi, and my name is Anime Otaku Yamato. I'm a 15 year old supporter of anime couples, and one of my favorites is Takari.

I started this site in late 2001 as a way to put my creative skills to good use. Since then, the site has grown in popularity due to the millions of fans who have visited. Thanks to all for supporting me.

P.S. Taichi Yagami, if you read this, please *don't* flame me."

Taichi fainted.
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Funny? Stupid? Pointless? That's your decision. Feel free to throw a review my way. Please don't flame however. It's not nice.