(Note: I do not own any of the characters or any of the Mushroom Kingdom. They are copyright of Nintendo. I also do not own Jack Sparrow.)
WEIRD PROBLEMS
CHAPTER ONE: BOWSER
One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario was walking to Princess Peach's castle when suddenly, a cow fell on him! Luigi appeared out of nowhere and ran to him.
"Mario! Are you alright?" asked Luigi.
All Mario could do was fart. PPPPPPPPPPP!!
"Ew! Mario!"
Suddenly, an anvil landed on Luigi's head!
Meanwhile in the castle……
"Do you know where Mario is?" asked Princess Peach?
"NOO! Stop asking!" yelled Toad.
Suddenly, again, a piano landed on Toad!
"Toad!"
Then, a refrigerator landed on Princess Peach! To top that off, a giant cow landed on the castle! Then the cow pooted. Yoshi just happened to see all this happen.
"Oh my gosh! I just saw all this happen!" yelled Yoshi.
……..Anyway, he jumped down a warp pipe and landed on Jack Sparrow for no apparent reason.
"Ew," said Yoshi.
After pulling a sword out of his butt, he found Bowser laughing like a mentally insane person, (Only because he is,) and dropping random items on the Mushroom Kingdom. They were both on one of his doom ships.
"Bowser!" yelled Yoshi.
Bowser exploded for no apparent reason.
"Well, that takes care of that," said Yoshi.
(Another note: I did not mean to offend anyone. If I did, I'm sorry.)