(A/N: Okay, I know this sounds weird and so wrong but I don't give a damn. So, Alphonse was killed by Scar and Riza was there for Edward and I know that it's cute and all but I'm sorry I'm gonna ruin it by saying that Riza adopted Ed !!!! Oh, and Ed calls Riza 'Riza' instead of Hawkeye because they're closer now and Ed's 16 and Riza's 31.)

Fonts: place

Spells and you-know-who's voice

Nothing special

Chapter 1: Poof! They're gone! East Headquarters

"Hey, Riza!"

"Yes, Edward?"

"Wanna go for dinner at the café?"

"Sure. Let me just hand these forms to the Colonel."

"I'll help."

"Thanks."

Ed and Riza stepped into the Colonel's office and Mustang stood up to take the papers from them when all of a sudden, a familiar flash of blue light shone and Ed and Riza were gone, the forms strewn across the floor where Ed and Riza had just been. Mustang was speechless.

A graveyard somewhere

"These are the supposed protectors of the Potter boy? Ha! They are mere humans, muggles even."

"But master! The seer said-"

"I know what the seer said, you incompetent fool!"

"S-sorry, mas-"

"Ugh… What happened?" the blonde boy groaned. He remembered that he was in East Headquarters with Riza when suddenly a flash of blue light erupted from the floor and then he blacked out. He was sorting out his thoughts when he suddenly remembered… Riza! He looked around and saw her lying unconscious next to him. He sighed in relief when she began to stir.

"Kill them…" a rather weird voice hissed.

"Yes, master. Avada Kedav-"

Clap! A flash of blue light, and the guy speaking was impaled on a spike. By now, Riza was awake and had her guns out. Those suckers never knew what hit them (We know though, her stainless steel bullets! Makes her even more scary when you know how strong her bullets are, right?). They wore long black robes and freaky skull masks. 'Death Eaters', the one at the end called them. They were shooting colourful bolts of energy at Riza and Edward. But they skillfully dodged and Riza took them down one by one with her gun while Ed took them down with his spikes. Riza and Ed could see a group of people at the side at the corner of their eyes but didn't attack them because they weren't doing anything and continued taking out the 'Death Eaters'. Unfortunately, a 'ball of energy' managed to hit Ed when he wasn't looking. It sent him flying back and into one of his spikes. Luckily, Ed swerved to the side but not enough because his side was still near-fatally struck. The group hiding at the side headed stepped out of the shadows and the weird guys, along with their master, disappeared with a 'crack'. Riza went over to her adopted son and held him to her stroking his hair (aww… it's soo sweet and touching).

"Can't… die… haven't… killed… Mustang…" Riza sweatdropped at this. Then, the group came over.

(A/N: You'll find out what happens next in the next chapter… Ha ha! Major cliffy...)