Dragon Ball: The Insanity Continues
Goten: Hey Bra! Are we gonna do this Disclaimer thing?
Bra: Yeah yeah. Hold your horses. *ahem* Sakura DOESN'T own us!
Goten: Got that right... All she owns is her imagination and the frightening desire to put us in strange situations.
Bra: SO! Don't sue! She's got this "Lawyer-b-gone" stuff that works REALLY well.
Goten: Yeah.. she tried it out on her dad.... Hey.. Bra... It would be wrong to shamelessly promote her other story, Dragon Ball the musical, right?
Bra: Yes. Shamelessly promoting Dragon Ball the musical would be BAD!
Goten: Dragon Ball...
Bra: the musical... which is a G rated story in the DBZ romance section...
Goten: Written by ~Sakura Masaki~
Sakura: What are you two doing?
Goten: Doing the Disclaimer! Just like you told us to!
Bra: And telling the readers that shamelessly promoting, DRAGON BALL THE MUSICAL would be wrong..
Goten: yeah.. Wrong.
Sakura: *shakes my head* just stop talking.
Bra: OH!! And we promise NOT to tell them about your NEW story that's in the works. And how it's another romance between me and Goten.
Goten: Yeah! Promise! ^^
Sakura: -_-;; Just.. just go get ready for the story.
Both: OK! Bye!
Sakura: *bows* alright. I apologize in advance for this blatant act of insanity. My excuses? Mt. Dew, Pizza, Febreeze, insomnia, boredom, and late hours. Enjoy the story.
It was a normal day at Capsule Corp.....................
"MOOOOOOMMM! DAAAADDDD!! Trunks blew up his room AGAIN!" Bra yelled.
"DID NOT!!! One of the ... uh.... DROIDS blew up!! YEAH! THAT'S IT! The droid blew up! It wasn't me!" Trunks yelled back.
Vegeta groaned, and tightened his arms around Bulma, muttering, "Yeah... adoption is sounding REALLY good right about now...."
"Oh, you know you love them." Bulma chuckled, "Now, go on. You're the dad."
He growled and rolled out of bed, already planning the huge lecture he would give his eldest brat. Then, just as he had reached Trunks' door, Bulma screamed, "VEGETA! HELP!! HURRY UP!!!!"
Vegeta raced back to their room and found a huge yellow mouse.
"What the?!?!?!??!" Vegeta yelled, "ABOMINATION!!"
"Pika! Pikachu!" the yellow monstrosity said, happily, it's eyes shining.
"AH! Kill it, Vegeta!" Bluma cried.
"AHHH!" Vegeta yelled, as he shot a ki blast at it and it's dead charred body crumpled to the floor.
Then, Goku tapped on the door that led out to the blacony.
Vegeta opened it, and growled, "What do you want, Kakarot?"
"Hey Vegeta! I was wondering if either of you had seen my Pika... chu..." he said, happily, as he saw the charred corpse on the ground, "Pikachu?!?!"
He fell to his knees and sobbed, "PIKACHU!! NO!! The HORROR!! As Kami as my witness, I WILL avenge your death!!"
Then, with flames in his eyes, he asked the other two, "Who.... did... this?!"
Bulma pointed at Vegeta, and Vegeta's eyes widened and he whimpered, "She told me to!"
Goku turned to Bulma and growled, "You TOLD him to kill MY Pikachu?!?!"
"Yes..." she whimpered, cowering in fear.
"Oh..... OK!" he said, going back to his cheery self, "Hey Vegeta!! Chi Chi gave me, Gohan, Videl, and Goten these really cool pills! It's really makin' us loosen up!! She said it makes people act like kids! So... of course she didn't give any to Panny... but... HERE!!!"
Then, Goku stuffed three pills down Vegeta and Bulma's throats.
They coughed, and Vegeta yelled, "KAKAROT!! What did you give us?!?!?!"
Then, he saw the Pikachu and giggled, "Hey... that looks really cool.. hehehehehehe."
The three adults giggled, uncontrollably, then Chi Chi came in, wearing jeans and a tank top that had "Princess" written across it, "Hey! Are you guys havin' fun without me?!"
"Of course not, Sugar Butt!" Goku laughed.
"Sugar Butt!! HAHAHA!" Vegeta laughed, "Hey Chi Chi! These pills are GREAT!" (imagine Tony the Tiger.... yeah.. scary)
"I know!! EVERYone has them!" Chi Chi giggled, as she jumped on Goku's back, "Give me a piggy back ride!!"
"Me too!" Bulma laughed, as she jumped on Vegeta's back.
"Race ya!" Goku laughed (lots of laughing), as he raced out of the room.
"No fair!" Vegeta whined, as he chased after Goku, "You got a head start, you meanie head!!"
Trunks and Bra looked out of their rooms just in time to see the two strongest people in the universe racing down the hallway with their wives on their backs. They looked at each other in surprise and amde their way to the kitchen.
There, they found Gohan, Videl, Pan, and Goten chowing down on Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms, laughing.
"Lucky Charms?! SWEET!" Vegeta cheered, giddy as a school girl. (Yet another frightening image...)
Trunks gaped, "What's going on?!?!"
Vegeta turned around and smiled, "Hey Son! Hey Princess!"
Bra giggled and jumped on Vegeta's lap, "Morning Daddy!"
"Uh, Dad? Aren't you going to lecture me?" Trunks asked, in confusion.
"Why would I do that, beloved first born?" Vegeta grinned, as Bra climbed on his shoulders.
"For... blowing up my room....?" Trunks said, in shock.
"Blowing up your ROOM?!?!" Vegeta yelled.
Trunks winced, ready for the lecture, but he then heard, "SWEET! You blew up your room!! When I was your age, I blew up Frieza's FAVORITE golf cart!! He was SOOOOOOOO pissed."
Vegeta laughed at the memory.
Goten walked up to Trunks and handed him three pills, "Here dude. These'll help ya loosen up. We've ALL had some! 'Cept for Bra and Panny... but They don't need any."
Trunks studied the pills, then swallowed them, "Uhhh... what's supposed to happen?"
His eyes widened, "LUCKY CHARMS!!!! SWEET!!!"
Then, he chowed down.
"Welcome to the partay!" Gohan laughed, as he tried to eat his cereal with chopsticks, to everyone else's great amusement.
Next time on, Dragon Ball: The Insanity Continues!
Will Vegeta kill more Pokemon?!
What will happen when they find a Kareoke machine?!?!?!
Will Vegeta REALLY play Barbie's and dress-up with everyone?!
WHO KNOWS?!
e-mail me ideas! raingurl007@hotmail.com
and PLEASE REVIEW!!!
*bows* Arigatou! See you next time!! Ja ne! ~Sakura Masaki~