The gym leaders handbook

by Animedemon01

A handbook writen by the Kanto/Johto gym leaders and elite four (and Lance) for new gym leaders as a guide for everything from sick days to dating other gym leaders. Should I say more?

1. Intro

Written by Lance

Edited by Morty

Re-edited by Lance

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If you have this book it means A. you are now a gym leader, B. someone dropped his (coughMortycoughcough) I resent that, or C. you stole it.

If it is A, congratulations please remember to fill out all forms that came with this book.

If it is B, please return this book to the pokemon league for your reward.

If it is C, do not read past this page or I will sic Bruno on you.

Always remember that a gym leader is always helpful and never a perv. Hey, it's not perverted if they like it. It is if they are 16 and you are 25. A gym leader always makes the best decision possible and thinks about of the consequences on their actions before they do something that might get them hurt. Like when I slept with Chuck's daughter and he found out and beat the living crap out of me? yes Morty, exactly.

Please refrain from fighting with other gym leaders or starting fights between other gym leaders.

I also expect all current Kanto/Johto gym leaders to write a section of this book, even if it is brief like this one. Aw but I hate writing and everyone that I have ever dated agrees with me. Not after you gave half of them mono.

I expect all new Kanto/Johto gym leaders to read this entire book.