Gotta love Threads/Moebius tags. I think they work so well in fan fiction because we saw the scene twice but never got a full explanation of what happened at Jack's cabin. Expect some SamJack shippiness, humor, innuendo, honesty, technobabble, and general randomness.
The chapters are unrelated takes of exclusively dialog and a few sound effects. Every chapter starts with the same iconic cabin scene from Moebius. Every chapter brings something different, although admittedly some conversations work better than others. The 101st chapter is an author's note which includes lists of some of the most popular chapters.
Disclaimer: Nobody else owns anything here, so why would I?
Disclaimer 2: No beta. Why would I sucker/obligate/subject anyone into reading this when they didn't want to?
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Take 1: Location, location, location
Category for this take: Romance / Humor
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"Sir?"
"Colonel?"
"I'm kinda sore from last night."
"Hey! The floor wasn't my idea."
"Mine either. It just… happened."
"Not that I'm complaining, but it's not the best for the knees."
"So we're agreed then?"
"Yes. Especially with the guys here now."
"Tonight, we'll use the bed."
"Bed it is."