Crazy Pirate Life

Summary: Seven years after the end of Crazy Little Love Lily and Jaden, along with their cousins Andrew, Tomas and Isabelle, get to take control of the Black Pearl (finally). However, on their first voyage without their parents, they'll learn just how hard it is to keep control, not only the ship, but their crew. Not to mention a pesky little fiend known as the British Royal Navy. It's a good thing to have parents with such high reputations (in most cases). Told by Lily's point of view.

Rating: M

A/N: I HAVE ANOTHER TRILOGY!!! Holy wow man!!! This is so friggin' cool! I didn't think I'd ever manage another one (which is stupid of me, I know).

Disclaimer: I own Jack Sparrow…

Madison: Excuse me but I think that's my job.

Jack:What makes you think you own me?

Madison: I agreed to marry you…and you love doing things for me. Now agree.

Jack: (mutters something) fine.

Madison: Oh you better hope you can still outrun me Jack because I heard what you just said.

Watches Jack run away and then watches Madison chase after him. Oooook. It's happening in all my stories now. Bloody fucking hell.

THIS IS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO ALL YOU READERS!!! FOR ALL OF YOU THAT DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS…IT'S A LATE GIFT FOR WHATEVER HOLIDAY YOU DO CELEBRATE!!!

"Dad…" I said. That didn't stop him. He just kept going like he had been for the last twelve minutes. "Dad…" Nope, still no use. I sighed and leaned against the rail of the ship. You'd think that after being on the damn thing for the majority of my life (twelve years now!!), my dad would hand over everything with so much more ease. I glanced over at my brother, twin actually. He just rolled his eyes. We had fought over who would get to be captain but in the end I won.

"Jack…" Mum tried. Nope…still nothing. She looked at me apologetically.

Meet my parents, Jack and Madison Sparrow. They've known each other since mum was a baby but he had to leave her for TEN years while some psychotic crew mate of his went over some gold. Don't get me wrong, Dad was going with them…but then they mutinied and all this stuff happened that made him meet my uncle Will and the love of my uncle's life, Elizabeth.

And then, sixteen years ago, mum and dad reunited after dad tried running from my great-great-great grandfather, Davy Jones but wound up getting swallowed by the Kraken. Oh, the Kraken isn't really that bad but my great-great-great grandmother, Calypso gave Davy Jones some of her power so that, after she left and he was all heartbroken (enough to tear out his own heart!) then he managed to control the Kraken. Mum helped save dad, even though she claimed to hate him then. A lot of stuff happened which I really don't feel like retelling here so let's just say mum got kidnapped a lot and then they went to the End of the Earth where she killed Davy Jones.

Weird family of mine, huh? Well that's basically only one side. There's still dad's dad and mum's dad along with Uncle Will, Aunt Elizabeth and my three cousins Andrew, Tomas and Isabelle.

"JACK SPARROW!" Mum finally yelled. Dad jumped as if he had forgotten she was right next to him. I smiled. "Will you stop? I've gotten these rules stuck in their heads for the last eight years."

"You're point being?" Dad asked. Mum glanced at me before hitting dad in the back of the head. "Bloody hell, Maddie! That hurt."

"It was supposed to sweetheart." Mum said. "Now just hand it over to Lily."

"But…" Dad said, clutching his compass.

"How are you going to use it now that you're going to be on land?" Mum asked.

"Sentimental value, luv." Dad said. Even at his age he can act like Jaden.

"Daaaad…" Speaking of…Jaden just whined. "Just give her the bleedin' compass."

"Fine." Dad said, handing over the compass. I smiled and took it. "After all the work I…"

"You stole it from Tia Dalma." Mum said. "I hardly call that work." She looked at me then at the ship behind me. "Jaden, Andrew, Tomas, Isabelle!"

"We're coming!" Everyone else shouted. I looked behind mum and dad to my Aunt and Uncle. They had been quiet through the whole thing and were actually laughing silently behind dad.

The poor man gets mocked by everyone.

"Oh…we'll miss you." Elizabeth said, hugging me. "I think the longest any of us have been away from you lot was when Lily got kidnapped years ago."

"Which time?" Jaden and Andrew both said. I turned and smacked them both. It was true though. Since mum never actually told the Kraken that it could sleep or something, it's been just swimming around, having time to itself…occasionally destroying a ship. Nothing big…just merchant ones. I guess it was feeling lonely a few times because there have been times that it had stopped our ship, reached up and actually grabbed me off the deck.

"Only the first time." Elizabeth said.

"Bye Lil!" Isabelle said, hugging me. She was only eleven so I knew there was no way Elizabeth and Will would allow to remain on the ship even with her older brother and cousins in charge. I actually agree with them because the crew we now have is completely new. We've only had them for a year. The rest of the crew that had originally come with dad were now all dead. Well…the ones that have been with him for practically ever. The other ones all left as soon as he had announced that either myself or Jaden would be taking over (can't help but feel a little down about that).

"We'll miss you." Tomas said, also hugging me. He was twelve and so wasn't allowed to stay with us until next year. It would be hard on them. Like Andrew, they had also both been born on the ship so it would take them a while to adjust to land-living (as Isabelle calls it).

Jaden and I, we weren't born on the ship. We didn't even know that mum had spent a good amount of her life on a ship. Hell…we didn't even know our father was a pirate until he showed up at our home when we were three!

"You be good now, sweetie." Mum said. "Don't let the boys intimidate you."

"Do I ever?" I asked, speaking for the first time in a while. Mum smiled.

"You lot take care of my ship." Dad said. "If you don't, it doesn't matter that you're my children and Nephew…there will be BIG consequences."

"Alright, honey." Mum said, taking dad's hand. "You've made your point. Now let's leave them to do what we've spent the last three years training them to do." Uncle Will had to help mum drag dad off the ship. Isabelle and Tomas followed after their mother so then it was just my brother, my cousin and I along with twenty-three other men and two other women.

Everyone looked at me. It was then that the responsibility as captain fully seemed to collide with me. Everything that had been telling me since…forever…it was now all catching up. Until this moment I had taken it all…not so seriously.

"Well, Captain." Jaden said. I shook my head and rolled my eyes. "What do we do?"

"What the bloody hell do you mean 'what do we do'?" I asked. "All hands on deck!" The crew all hurried around. They had learned just how dangerous it was to get me angry a few months ago. Especially since, like my mother and grandmother (and every other woman back up to Calypso)…I have power to control the sea and, as we discovered a few years ago, the weather as well…but that's a little tricky. Since mum had the most power since Calypso herself, I have a good amount in me…but then so does Jaden. His isn't quite as strong because he's a boy (he wants to be called a man but I don't think he deserves it yet).

"Nice captaining, Lil." Andrew said. He was actually being sincere so I smiled.

"Don't think you two don't have to work." I said. "After all…you both count as first mate."

"Yep." The boys both said, standing proud. I rolled my eyes.

"Sometimes I wonder how I'm related to you two." I muttered. If it wasn't for the fact that Jaden has yet to put a bunch of beads and other stuff into his hair as well as grow a mustache and beard, he would be almost like an exact double of dad, only shorter and younger. The only difference is that he has mum's bright green eyes.

I, on the other hand, am a complete mix of both of them, right up to my eyes. I have one green one and one brown one. Even my hair is like a mix of theirs! Mum had dark brown hair like Uncle Will and Dad has black hair. My hair a darker then Mum's but lighter then Dad's.

"Go steer, Lil. Unless you want Dad yelling at us before we even leave." Jaden suggested. I nodded. Guess I'll have to finish the story telling stuff later. I walked up to the wheel and smiled. My first time doing this without Dad, Mum or Grandpa Bill standing over me.

Actually…I haven't had Grandpa Bill OR Grant standing over me in quite a while. I'll tell that part later. Right now, I want to get us safely out to sea and from there…well…who knows.

So what do you think of the first chapter? I wrote it all between 6 and 7:30 on Christmas Morning. I couldn't get back to sleep so I just came down here and did this. I wanted to make a present for all you people who have made writing these stories such a great thrill.