Hai... It's Pocky... So my computer crashed and I can't update... (sorry...) But I found this in my notes on my phone from lunch a few days ago! My idiot friend decided to write a fanfiction and pretend to be me. Joke is on her! I'ma show it to you bros! So... This is just a reminder that I am not dead or abandoning my stories. I just need time to get a new laptop. :( (Read at your own risk. I apologize for any mental scarring.)
HAI HAI HAI IT'S HAIITSPOCKY13 AND I WROTE ANOTHER PEWDIEPIE FANFICTION FOR YOU BROS! OKAY HERE YA GO.
Once upon a time there was this scary old castle with a bunch of freaky people living in it! There was a hot Swedish guy named Felix and they called him Pewdiepie.
"Howsa goin bros? My name is PEWWWWWWDIEPIEEEEE!" He would yell.
Pewdie sat in a big old den with his girlfriend CutiepieMarzia on his lap.
"Hello Marzipans!" She laughed.
They had an American friend called Cry with a cool white mask always covering his face. "Sup?" He then sneezed.
And then all of the fangirls' ovaries exploded.
All three of them were sitting in the old den when all of the sudden a golden statue walked in. He jumped up on top of Pewdie's shoulder and smacked him with his little golden sword. "Âllos Pewds. Idiot. I am Stephano."
Pewdie laughed. "Where is MISTAH SHAIR?"
Then a short and cute guy with glasses and brown hair walked in. He clutched a dark green hat and a tattered old book. "How y'all doin? I'm Mr. Chair!"
Pewdie clapped and bounced up and down. "Ain't no party like a Pewdiepie party! UH BSHT UHN UHN AH WIKIWIKI!"
Cry laughed at the awful beat boxing and turned to the door just as a man with pink hair, magenta eyes and pig ears walked in. "OH MAH GAWD MISTUR CHAIR IT'S PIGGEH RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITY." The American gamer yelled.
Mr. Chair almost ran away but Piggeh was too fast. "Aweh ~Yeh!~! Piggeh slide!" He moaned loudly. "Aweh! ~YEYUH! You like that Mr. Chair?"
Mr. Chair passed out. His ovaries exploded. Stephano stood up. "How can his ovaries explode? He's a frickin' guy! God frickin' damnit..."
Pewds laughed. "Piggeh you fucking rapist."
Piggeh stood up, holding Mr. Chair in his arms. "I'm so fucking pumped! ~YEYUH!~ I'm PUMPED! So FRIGGIN' PUMPED!"
Cry stood up, his mask falling off. Everyone glanced at him. He was so gorgeous that the world exploded just like Mr. Chair's ovaries.
THE END.
Me: Again... I'm sorry... I'll delete this later. XD
Stephano: *wtf face* AYFKM?