Even a Girl Hurts Where It Hurts...


My first fanfic. A definite OkiKagu Fanfic because I LOVE THE TWO! 333 well, i don't expect it to be really good but i hope i get good reviews!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA, IF I DO, IT WILL GO DOWNHILL OR IF I'M LUCKY, MAYBE IT'LL SUCCEED! BUT I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA!


A Fight Can Lead You To...


It was a beautiful day to take Sadaharu for a walk. Kagura leashed Sadaharu and took him out to the nearby playground. There, she saw Madao lying on the bench with a piece of newspaper covered on him.

"Oi, Madao, get up. You're dirtying the environment with your stench and uselessness-aru." Said Kagura, looking down on him, literally.

"Oh, ojou-chan. Let me rest for awhile. My Hatsu... I can't believe I did the kinniku buster on her! AGAIN!" And the Madao broke down to a river of tears. Kagura assumed he was 'dumped' by his beloved; she was his wife after all and kinniku buster was the last thing that could ever make his wife leave him, and he ended up doing it. Kagura didn't bother helping Madao to get his spirits up and just decided to go to the dango shop and order some take away which would conclude the walk for that day. When she reached the old man's shop she ordered her usual amount of dango (well it's obvious she ordered a bunch) and then she came across the only person who makes her boil just by seeing his face, her rival, arch nemesis, a super sadist from the planet's' (the prince) and the only person who makes her heart skip a beat, Okita Sougo.

"Yo, China. Fancy meeting you here. You're still wearing the same clothes from a week ago? Forgot to clean up? Oh wait, you never do." Sougo said with his usual monotone and indifferent face.

"Tch' sadist, what are you doing here? Stalking me? Oh wait; you still remember what I wore? You like me-aru?" Said Kagura, as sadistically as the super's', maybe even more than him.

"Haha, who would? I think YOU'RE stalking ME." The 18-year-old said with a smirk, causing the younger teen to throw a punch at him. He swiftly dodged it and then the fight continued with each of them throwing flying kicks and heavy punches at each other.

"Ummm, dango..." the owner said, trying to stop the both of them and hand over the dango to Kagura. The two were so engrossed in their fight; they were totally oblivious to their surroundings. They wreaked various shops, knocked down people, caused commotion and even managed to fight all the way up into the Edo terminal. Until the mayo-obsessed vice-commander, Hijikata Toshiro and the sweet toothed yorozuya member, Sakata Gintoki stepped in and stopped them.

"You two brats, stop making a scene, you're gonna wreak the whole of Edo." The two adults said, but honestly, they weren't really 'adults'.

"You guys were fighting too right? All tattered and torn, cuts and stuff." Sougo said, with a smug look on his face.

Kagura followed by stifling her laugh but failed and let out a loud "BUA HAHAHAHAHA!" The two adults started acting all tsundere and walked off without saying anything else to embarrass themselves anymore. Then. Sougo and Kagura continued their fight. Sougo with his rocket punch and Kagura with her continuous high kicks. After another long battle of trying to kill each other, they stopped.

"Let's... take... a break..." Sougo said in between huffs, he was tired and so was Kagura.

"Yeah... break-aru" Kagura replied, puffing as well, and she looked up and analyzed the area. "Oi, sadist, where are we-aru?"

Sougo lifted his head from his knees and looked around. "I don't know. Probably in the mountains." Sougo said close to recovering and suddenly a punch from the 15-year-old came. It hit the tree he was resting on, missing only by a few millimetres. The bark crumbled down to a pile beside him. Wow... as expected from a Yato... Sougo thought, shocked.

"Where are we? Sadist, it's your fault-aru." Said Kagura with a little hint of fear in her eyes but she was enjoying the face the sadist was making but her enjoyment was gone in a flash when the teen boy's face returned to the normal expressionless face that never changed.

"What were you thinking China?" asked Sougo, slowly standing up and looking at the sky. "It's going to be night soon, let's just find some place to rest" His eyes scanned the area and found a spot under the tree. "I'm going to sleep here for the night, China, find somewhere else." And with that he sat down and slowly got comfortable with his spot.

"Tch' treating a lady like this, there's nowhere else with a tree shade, what if it rains-aru?" Kagura complained but heard no reply. The Shinsengumi sleeps so early? The sun just went down only an hour ago. "Oi! Teme! SADIST!" Kagura shouted but to no avail. And suddenly a loud thunder struck. Sougo woke up and threw his coat to Kagura and went to another place with not much shade to sleep. "This way, you'll shut up. Now go sleep." The sadistic boy told the girl. This was unlike him. And it was unlike her to have her heart beating fast and cheeks turning red. But it was probably because of the fighting and the sudden thunder. She went over to the place Sougo last laid on and went to sleep, putting the coat over her as a substitute for a blanket. She just hoped that tomorrow they would be able to go back and the awkwardness together with her rival will disappear.