One Hated Book, Two Sister Two Very Short Fanfics

by theweirdworder

My friend,tried reading Twilight and now hates it fiercely,wrote a fanfic about it.Her sister,whose 9, wanted to too.They've never written fanfics before or anything so be nice.I didn't write this whatsoever, just edited grammar.Hope you like it- I did!

1. Sara and Hanna Fanfics

Sara's version:

You know the idiot character from Twilight named Bella, right? Well, this is a story about her getting drunk.

One night, Bella wanted to party. She went to a bar. She danced and drank too much beer (she's only 18). She got drunk. She killed everyone in the world. When she was sober, she realized what she had done and she killed herself because she thought she had killed Edward (notice she didn't care about killing anyone else). Edward was just sleeping. When he woke up and found Bella dead, he killed himself. The other vampires did too. The End.

Edward the Poopnickel(oh yeah)

Hanna's( 9 years old) version:

Bella turned Edward into a hairy poopnickel. Then she gave it to her Alice and said: it was chocolate. Alice ate it. Then she spat it out and put it in her vent and that's all she could smell. Then she decided to watch TV and Edward appeared on the screen. And she was so scared that she had a heart attack. The End.

Note: theweirdworder did not write any of this. Her friends did.