TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE HOST CLUB
CHAPTER 1: INSTALLMENT
Nico: Hello and welcome!
Pop: To our Truth or Dare with the Host Club!
Pop & Nico: Where you will give out the dares and truths through your reviews!
Nico: But Pop and I aren't the only ones here to host, but also– JUNIPER, WHAT THE HELL?!
JCB13 (aka Juniper): *sitting in fetal position in the corner, rocking back and forth with a twitching eye* Hehe… Sleep dumb… FanFiction good…
Nico: God dammit, Juniper…
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM MOMENTARILY TO *FRESHEN UP JUNIPER AND RETURN HER BACK TO HER NORMAL STATE.
(*By "freshen up" we mean that we'll dump a bucket of cold water [with ice cubes included] on her to wake her up.)
Pop: *cleaning up spilled water while mumbling something about unicorns and Pikachu*
Nico: *cough* Anyways, back to what I was saying. Not only am I and Pop going to host this truth or dare fic, but also JCB13!
Juniper: Hello~
Nico: Valcoria Fallen!
Valcoria: Sup?
Nico: And Vampireninja101!
Serena: Hi!
Nico: AND TOGETHER, THE FIVE OF US, WE WILL HOST THIS TRUTH OR DARE FIC! Which reminds me, we need to bring in the actual Host Club in here…
Valcoria: Where are we, by the way?
Pop: *done cleaning* In our school library.
Serena: It's pretty…roomy.
Nico: I guess that's a perk for what Rhi-Rhi and I are planning.
Pop: I HATE THAT NICKNAME!
Nico: Too bad, I like it.
Valcoria: You guys are getting side-tracked...
Nico: Huh? Oh yeah. Well then, shall we Pop?
Pop: Yes, we shall!
Nico & Pop: TOGETHER, WE, NICO AND POP, INTRODUCE YOU, THE HOST CLUB! *cue trumpet music*
…
Girl in our class named Tamara: Koff!
…
Nico: Dafuq are they?
CRASH
All five girls look up to see that the entire Host Club crashed through the roof, bringing down rubbish and broken glass down with them.
Tamaki: *swirls as eyes* …What happened?… *falls*
…
Pop: I cleaned up last time.
Nico: …dammit.
After lots of cleaning and the revival of the Host Club…
Hikaru: So…we're stuck here?
Kaoru: To do stupid dares?
Twins: Against our will?
Nico: Basically.
Honey: Nico-chan, how long will we be here?
Nico: *shrugs* Dunno.
Tamaki: Are you the only normal one here?
Nico: Huh? Whaddaya mean?
Haruhi: Uh…um…well…
Mori: Look around.
Nico looks around to see Juniper all googly-eyed for Kyoya, Pop out of sight, Valcoria staring dreamily at the twins (Hikaru specifically) from behind a bookshelf, and Serena typing away on FanFiction at the computers.
Nico: *sweatdrops* Pop isn't here though… And I guess what Serena's doing is not that abnormal…
Kyoya: So when shall we receive these dares?
Nico: This is the first chapter, so we have no reviewers yet. Though… *grins evilly*
Kyoya: Though…?
Pop:*slams door open, carrying a bag* I AM BAAAAAACK!
Nico: Since it'd be boring if nothing happened this chapter, Pop and I made up a dare for you, Kyoya.
Juniper: …?
Pop: *walks up next to Nico* Our dare for you, our dearest Kyoya, is to… *slips out piece of paper*
Pop & Nico: Is to dress up in this outfit and sing Katy Perry's song Peacock while shaking your butt!
The paper consists of a checklist of the clothes Kyoya's required to wear; being a pink bikini, purple wig, fake neon-green eyelashes, red stilettos, and colourful peacock feathers.
Juniper: WHAT?!
Twins: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA! *continues to laugh uncontrollably*
Haruhi: Oh god… *pales*
Honey: (munch, munch) *eating cake that appeared out of nowhere and did not hear what was said*
Mori: …
Kyoya: *pushes up glasses* I am not doing that.
Juniper: Phew…
Pop & Nico: Too bad, you have to.
Kyoya: …crap.
Juniper: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T! *jumps at Nico & Pop*
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM YET AGAIN TO STRAP JUNIPER AT A CHAIR SO SHE DOES NOT INJURE THE TWO MAIN HOSTESSES. (And placing a sock they found on the ground in her mouth to shut her up.)
After some efficient whining, Kyoya put on the stupid clothes. But because Pop and Nico are very evil deep inside, they decided to tell the principal about their act so the whole school could come and watch. Now Kyoya was standing on the stage, about 300-400-something pairs of eyes watching him.
Pop & Nico: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…START! *cue music*
Juniper: *strapped to chair and sock in mouth* MFFFH!
Kyoya: *starts shaking butt with peacock feathers*
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
*shakes butt at the front audience (which happens to be innocent Year 1's who are now scarred for life)*
Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, me
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
What's up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
*dabs neon-green eyelashes*
I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', show stoppin', amazin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bi-atch
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
What you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see ya
Skip the talk, heard it all, time to walk the walk
Break me off, if you bad, show me who's the boss
Need some goose, to get loose, come on take a shot
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath
I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', show stoppin', amazin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bi-atch
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
What you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Oh my God no exaggeration
Boy all this time was worth the waiting
I just shed a tear
I am so unprepared
You got the finest architecture
End of the rainbow looking treasure
Such a sight to see
And it's all for me
*strikes pose but fails from the evil clackiness of the stilettos*
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bi-atch
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
What you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
I wanna see your,
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
I wanna see ya
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
*strikes final pose that looks pretty plain*
Everyone: *applauses*
Random Guy: *whistles at Kyoya's hotness*
Teachers: *stares in shock at the transvestite*
Kyoya: *clacks off stage before getting in trouble for swearing at school*
Juniper: Mmt, mmt, mmf mmnfmhl! (Sock Translation: That, that, was beautiful!)
Pop & Nico: *high fives each other while Host Club faint in shock*
Back at the library…
Kyoya: When can I take off this horrible costume?
Pop: You can handle it a little bit longer, can't you?
Nico: Besides, the chapter is pretty much over now.
Serena: Really, already?
Nico: Yup. But we'll definitely have more fun next time… *grins eerily*
Valcoria: Nico-chan… You're kinda creeping me out…
Tamaki: And I thought Renge was bad… (° °;)
Pop: Hehehe… *glances to the side seeing Juniper cooing about how awesome Kyoya was, Honey eating cake, and Haruhi mumbling something about a sale at the supermarket* Guess I'll be doing the talking. Anyway, remember to review and leave your dares (or truths) in there to see what will happen next chapter! We accept everything and anything! Remember, the more ridiculous it is, the better! And it counts for everybody in the Host Club, their anime/manga, and us hostesses can be dared too.
Juniper, Valcoria & Serena: WHAT?!
Pop: Didn't Nico mention that? Oh well, too bad, you're already here. Now let the fun begin… *smiles evilly*