Title- Definitely
Author- Stevie K.
Warning- I would give a crack warning but who doesn't love a good laugh?
Summary- This is what I imagine a study session might have been like when the Weasleys were young.
A row of redheads looked up from their texts when a small voice asked, "What does definately mean?"
"Something that is completely true." Percy proudly explained to his little sister. Looking out the window he added, "The sky is definitely blue."
"Actually," Spoke up Fred from the far side of the room, "Its more of a grayish-white from my window."
Before an argument could break out, Mrs. Weasley interrupted the study session. "Can you use definitely in a sentence Ronald?"
"Er- the grass is definately green?" offered ron with a shrug.
"Not quite dear. Sometimes the sun or a lack of rain causes the grass to turn brown."
Before Molly could finish the explaination, a small gasp and a large pair of eyes caught her attention. "Care to give it a go now Ginny?"
"Mum, do farts have lumps?" asked the smallest redhead.
Taken aback by the question, the matriarch gave a baffled headshake.
Standing up from the table, Ginny stated, "Then I've definately pooped my pants."