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Prompt was for Z/N, I'd like one of your young on a roll, please.
"What can I do for you, sir?" Dr. Zoidberg asked.
"I'd like one of your young on a roll, please. To go, and please hurry, I'm on a mission to save the universe," Nibbler answered.
"Wha - I'm a doctor, not a waiter. And our young are not to be eaten!"
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, many ocean-planet species eat their young, so I just assumed. I didn't meant to offend."
"I surely am offended! Only the poorest of the poor have to eat the young on my world! Uck, they're so bony. But on earth, I don't even have those, I have to sift through the garbage!"
"Yes, well, I've heard earth has a Loch Ness monster. Do you know where I might find and eat it?"
"Pfft! Good luck with that one, you'll have to go through his lawyers and then his publicist and then another layer of lawyers."
"I do like appetizers. But no, I must be on my way, I'm in a hurry. Do you know where I can find a crabcake sandwich?"
"If I knew how to find a sandwich, do you think I would have to toil away as a lowly doctor?"
"Never mind. I'll just grab something on the penguin planet. By the way, we never had this conversation." Nibbler then used his memory-erasing device on Zoidberg and walked toward his ship. For once, he realized, he actually would have preferred talking to one of those nutjob earth-primates.