Disclaimer: I do not own any of these people!
One day Taemin and Minho went to the pie shop.
"I can't wait to eat some pies", Taemin said.
"I can't wait for you to eat pies either", Minho replied with a dreamy look in his eyes.
They sat down and started eating the pies but Taemin started to choke.
"I'm choking on this pie! Help me Minho, help me!"
Minho puts his arms around Taemin and gives him some type of CPR. The pie comes back out of Taemin and Taemin re eats the pie and chokes on it again! Minho does the CPR thing again and the pie comes back out of Taemin again.
This repeats for about 5 hours before Taemin gets bored of eating the same piece of pie so he eats some other piece,
Meanwhile Minho got really thirsty from watching Taemin choke so he buys a can of coke from a mysterious guy with a moustache. He drinks it and realises that it's POISON?
"Are you alright Minho? Your face looks kind of purple", says Taemin.
Minho says "Yes, I am", he gets up and does the chicken dance. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere Onew appears and eats Minho thinking he was chicken!
"What the hell Onew", Taemin says.
"Wanna make out?" says Onew.
"OK!"
THE END