Interview with Douglas Addams
- 42!
- Did you know that I am really a giant radioactive potato that got horribly mutated in a slight mishap, involving a cup of nuclear coffee, a Garfield book, my mother, and a shaved llama, resulting in making me look human, gain toxic powers, and gain an irresistible urge to steal donuts?
- Did you know that I now take the name of Mild Mannered Clavin, even though my real name is Potty Ato?
- Did you know that I now fight the naughty naughty Dr. Evilpants, who takes the name of mild mannered Hobbs?
- You know too much. You must die.
- Blam blam!!
- Why are you still in one piece?
- Kablooie!
- How come you're not dead?
- Woosh woosh!!
- Why won't you die?
- Er… heh heh… umm… how would you like to live?
- Why are you lying still like that?
- Are you dead?
- Yes? Are you sure?
- Good. He says he's dead. Gotta go fight Dr. Evilpants now! Bye everybody!
A/N: This originally started as a class assignment to write a list of interview questions for a famous author. However it started me on my long journey into insanity, causing me to write several more Potty Ato stories. Obviously, it is a parody of some of the more ridiculous superheroes. If a bat can be a hero, why not a potato? I will be posting more stories as I get them typed out, and don't forget to review!