Fred 'n' George 'r' mischief makin'!
Please read & review, but NO flames!!! There will be more to come if there are enough R's!
Disclaimer: Hanky-Panky only belongs to my friend and I and all others belong to J.K Rowling.
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Ron Weasley is spying on Percy, as Percy writes love-letters to Penelope. It goes:
To my beloved Penelope,
I think that cauldron bottoms should be hard wearing, I love you.
From your loving Percy
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Ron said to Hanky-Panky (a talking Cockatoo, who is Fred 'n' George's message bringer):
"Percy's writing a love-letter it goes, To my farting Penelopea,
I think that cauldron farts should be more smelly. By the way, I love you.
From your farting Percy, that would be an improvement of the real letter. Don't forget to destroy the real letter.
* Ron makes his voice into a squeal*
Ron: Go on! Send this to Fred 'n' George!
Fred 'n' George receive the message, then they start to write the 'new and improved' letter on pink parchment, in red ink. Then they 'borrowed' Percy's owl and send the letter.
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When Penelope received the new and improved letter, she didn't seem to be mad at all.
Penelope: Oh, Percy! You're so sweet!
She started writing another love-letter to Percy.
To my love, you know who you are,
I've loved you for a long time, except I've been too shy to tell you, here goes:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
She finished, forgetting to add the 'from Penelope' and she sent it off.
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Meanwhile, Fred and George had found a special candle in the seventh floor of Hogwarts, and if you hit it really hard it would lead to a special fountain.
Fred: Do you know what this does?
George: I don't know. Let's try to say something to it.
Fred and George: We wish the reply letter from Penelope would be sent to Snape!
*nothing happened*
Fred: Hey the water looks pretty clean, I think if we drank it and said our wish, it'd work!
So they each drank some water and said their wish.
Fred: Do you think it worked?
George: I think it did! Look the fountains moving!
Fred: Oh yeah! Wow! The water's sparkling!
George: It's beautiful! Do you think it actually worked?
Fred: I don't know. Let's go and see what happened to Snape.
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Snape had received the letter from Penelope, Hanky-Panky landed on his shoulder.
Hanky-Panky: squawk! Love-letter that is! From Profeshor Mcongall
Snape read it,
Snape: Ah I've always loved her!
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Snape writes another letter to Prof. McGonagall, and it said:
To my love Minerva,
I have loved you so much in the past few years and I knew that you knew I loved you.
From your dear one. (You know who it is)
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As soon as the letter arrived to McGonagall, she was shocked and thought how romantic he was. So she wrote back. And this is how it went:
To Dumbledore,
You are so romantic. You're right, I actually did know that you loved me. You're very sweet.
From your dear Minerva McGonagall.
McGonagall: Oh he's going to love my letter!
*McGonagall gives the letter to Hanky- Panky and tells him to send it to Dumbledore*
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And when Dumbledore received the letter, he thought it was an important letter. But as soon as he read it, he was just as shocked as McGonagall. So he wrote back. Here it goes:
Dear Minerva,
Alas! Someone likes me! After so many years I've been here, you're the only lady that has ever liked me. We are the oldest couples in Hogwarts!
From Albus Dumbledore
But as soon as he sent it away, Fred and George already had something up their sleeve. But what?
Fred: George! Do you want to make a wish?
George: About what?
Fred: To make Dumbledore's letter come here.
George: All Right!
* Fred & George drink the water and say this:*
Magical fountain. Magical fountain,
We wish Dumbledore's letter would come to us instead of Minerva McGonagall!
Make our wish come true!
Make our wish come true!
So the letter came to them in a flash. They read it.
Fred: Okay! This is umm …
George: Don't worry! They don't know that we're behind this anyway!
To Be continued………………
By Hogy Warty
Please read & review, but NO flames!!! There will be more to come if there are enough R's!
Disclaimer: Hanky-Panky only belongs to my friend and I and all others belong to J.K Rowling.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ron Weasley is spying on Percy, as Percy writes love-letters to Penelope. It goes:
To my beloved Penelope,
I think that cauldron bottoms should be hard wearing, I love you.
From your loving Percy
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~
Ron said to Hanky-Panky (a talking Cockatoo, who is Fred 'n' George's message bringer):
"Percy's writing a love-letter it goes, To my farting Penelopea,
I think that cauldron farts should be more smelly. By the way, I love you.
From your farting Percy, that would be an improvement of the real letter. Don't forget to destroy the real letter.
* Ron makes his voice into a squeal*
Ron: Go on! Send this to Fred 'n' George!
Fred 'n' George receive the message, then they start to write the 'new and improved' letter on pink parchment, in red ink. Then they 'borrowed' Percy's owl and send the letter.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
When Penelope received the new and improved letter, she didn't seem to be mad at all.
Penelope: Oh, Percy! You're so sweet!
She started writing another love-letter to Percy.
To my love, you know who you are,
I've loved you for a long time, except I've been too shy to tell you, here goes:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
She finished, forgetting to add the 'from Penelope' and she sent it off.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile, Fred and George had found a special candle in the seventh floor of Hogwarts, and if you hit it really hard it would lead to a special fountain.
Fred: Do you know what this does?
George: I don't know. Let's try to say something to it.
Fred and George: We wish the reply letter from Penelope would be sent to Snape!
*nothing happened*
Fred: Hey the water looks pretty clean, I think if we drank it and said our wish, it'd work!
So they each drank some water and said their wish.
Fred: Do you think it worked?
George: I think it did! Look the fountains moving!
Fred: Oh yeah! Wow! The water's sparkling!
George: It's beautiful! Do you think it actually worked?
Fred: I don't know. Let's go and see what happened to Snape.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Snape had received the letter from Penelope, Hanky-Panky landed on his shoulder.
Hanky-Panky: squawk! Love-letter that is! From Profeshor Mcongall
Snape read it,
Snape: Ah I've always loved her!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Snape writes another letter to Prof. McGonagall, and it said:
To my love Minerva,
I have loved you so much in the past few years and I knew that you knew I loved you.
From your dear one. (You know who it is)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
As soon as the letter arrived to McGonagall, she was shocked and thought how romantic he was. So she wrote back. And this is how it went:
To Dumbledore,
You are so romantic. You're right, I actually did know that you loved me. You're very sweet.
From your dear Minerva McGonagall.
McGonagall: Oh he's going to love my letter!
*McGonagall gives the letter to Hanky- Panky and tells him to send it to Dumbledore*
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And when Dumbledore received the letter, he thought it was an important letter. But as soon as he read it, he was just as shocked as McGonagall. So he wrote back. Here it goes:
Dear Minerva,
Alas! Someone likes me! After so many years I've been here, you're the only lady that has ever liked me. We are the oldest couples in Hogwarts!
From Albus Dumbledore
But as soon as he sent it away, Fred and George already had something up their sleeve. But what?
Fred: George! Do you want to make a wish?
George: About what?
Fred: To make Dumbledore's letter come here.
George: All Right!
* Fred & George drink the water and say this:*
Magical fountain. Magical fountain,
We wish Dumbledore's letter would come to us instead of Minerva McGonagall!
Make our wish come true!
Make our wish come true!
So the letter came to them in a flash. They read it.
Fred: Okay! This is umm …
George: Don't worry! They don't know that we're behind this anyway!
To Be continued………………
By Hogy Warty