This is somehow inspired by two fanfics which involves stageplay adaptation and chaos. I was laughing at it so hard so I decided to write my own version.
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo, at the same time the fairy tale that the characters stage played belongs to their owners.
Second: English is my second language so expect some grammatical errors that you will encounter throughout the story.
Third: OOC's, yaoi shipping, guys crossdressing (no joke!), suggestive scenes, cursing and…Camilla.
"All right, everyone!" Anna called the attention of the heroes. All of the FE heroes from first to latest series have been gathered in a round table.
"Why are we here?" Hector sulked in the corner. Lyn only smack him in the head.
"Maybe the Emblia Empire is under attack!" Barst said.
"Nope." Anna said. "It's not because we are in truce for a while."
"Then, what is it, Anna?" Eliwood asked the female mascot.
Anna cleared her throat. "We are going to conduct a stage play!"
Everyone is excited but others are only frown. The villains only grumbled because they were dragged by the heroes for this stupid meeting!
Ike raised his hands. "Um, what kind of stage play we are playing?"
Anna laughed. "The play will be based on the fairy tale 'Sleeping Beauty' and all of you must participate!" This earned a groan from everyone. "Let's start from the narrator." Her eyes scanned at a certain blue haired lord who was talking to his redhead counterpart. "Marth!"
"Yes?" Marth answered.
"You will be the narrator!"
"Count on me!" Marth exclaimed but asked. "But, if I'm the narrator, who will be the Sleeping Beauty? It was suppose to be a girl, right?"
Anna grinned. "Nope."
"Then who?"
"That's not a problem." Her eyes again scanned at the crowd and her looks are dead gazed at a certain Nohrian. "He will be our sleeping beauty! You Xander, will take the role as Sleeping Beauty!"
"WHAT?!" Xander exclaimed, the color of his face drained at what Anna said. "There is NO way I'm going to take that role! Give that role to Lucius instead!" But he was bombarded by said bishop seconds later.
"Sorry, but I'm not the one who wrote this!" Anna said then gives the paper to the fuming Xander. "Read it."
Xander snatched the paper from Anna's hand at read the contents.
Fire Emblem Heroes presents:
Sleeping Beauty.
Staff:
Anna-Director
Alfonse and Sharena- Assistant directors
Julia, Nino, Linde-Costume designers
Ike, Soren, Ephraim, Seth- Visual Effects
Eirika, Caeda, Lyn- Make-up artists
Hector, Eliwood- Music Effects
Roy, Seliph, Alm- Props
The rest –do as you like
Cast:
Marth-Narrator
Xander-Aurora (AKA Sleeping Beauty)
Elise- Flora
Sakura- Fauna
Lissa- Maryweather
(CENSORED)- The evil witch
(CENSORED AGAIN)- The Prince charming
Tana, Clarine- the court ladies
Zephiel- the king (Aurora's dad)
Charlotte- the queen (Aurora's mom)
Michalis- the other king (the prince's dad)
"I'm not impressed." Xander deadpans. "Especially the censored parts. Who will take these roles?"
Anna tsked. "That will be revealed today. For the fairies, we have Sakura, Elise and Lissa." The three girls cheered. "Zephiel will be the king-"
"Why do I have to be paired with HER?!" Zephiel shouted, pointing at Charlotte who was grinning madly. Everyone has the copy of the paper (courtesy of Feh).
"It was said in the paper. Suck it up."
"Yeah, Zephy. Suck it up." Roy mocked. He dodged a fuming Zephiel's attack seconds later.
"Please refrain from attacking each other. We want you in one piece." Anna reminded then continued. "For the witch, she will be 'a one hot, seductive dominatrix that even the most serious guys will fall for her; signed: Kiran.' And that role goes to Camilla!"
Camilla smiled. "My, my. I will do my best." She seductively said in her sweet voice.
"Objection!" Sonya shouted, pointing her fingers at Camilla. "Why SHE is going to take the role of the evil witch?!"
"First, you're not seductive and second Camilla is perfect for the role." Saber commented but he was stragled by an angry Sonya when she hears that.
"I told you guys refrain from attacking each other. And for the prince that will wake our sleeping beauty." She scanned her eyes from the crowd and grinned madly at a certain Hoshidan. "That role goes to Ryoma!"
Ryoma's face became pale, paler than white. "Are you crazy?!" He exclaimed. "The fangirls will be die of excitement if I take that role! Give it to someone else!"
"Yeah!" Xander agreed. "That will fufill their stupid fantasies in their heads!"
"Sorry. The decision was final." Anna said. The two kings grumbled. "For the court ladies, we have Tana and Clarine and Michalis for the prince's dad. Any questions."
Silence was the answer.
"Good. Now the meeting's adjourned!"
The heroes disperse. Everyone is excited for the play but others wanted to kill the summoner for putting them in their worst nightmare, Xander especially.
And the chaos starts!
Next chapter will be the start of the play so stay tuned!
Criticism is welcome!