I
know its stupid, but for all those odd-people out there, I made this for you.
Well, actually I just got bored one day but you might like this *cough* joke of
a story anyway. It is a joke, I hope you know. Please R/R!
HARRY POTTER: THE TRUTH!
James Potter is known to be a Wizard. That is true. His Great-great-great-great-great-grandma's son's brother's sister's grandma's mother's name was Marimi Ima Wizard. He was attending his college, Hog'swart, when he met Lily Evans. She was a Wizard too, only her sister's husband's wife's grandmother was named Caroline Da Wizard. They fell in love, got married, and had a son named Harry.
Her stupid sister Petunia married a man named Vernon Dursley and had a son named Dudley. Dudley weighed 672 lbs. when he is 6 years old. When Lily first saw him, she mistook him for an over-grown cookie jar, and she tried to take his 'lid' off by pulling his hair, which banished her from the Dursley household for good.
One day the Potters were going out for a spin in their 1999 Ford Godric Hollow Minivan, with James at the wheel. Suddenly, out of nowhere, came a 2000 Chevy Voldemort with Avada Kedavra brand name headlights! They blinded James, and the car was smashed! Lily attached a parachute to Harry and threw him out the window to save him. It saved Harry, but not from the lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead.
Years later at Hog'swart, where Harry was currently attending, Harry tracked down Peter Pettigrew, their 1999 Ford Godric Hollow Minivan salesman, and proved him guilty of selling them a faulty car without airbags.
Then Harry was a competitor in the Tri-Lizard Tournament, where you had to prove yourself by fighting Jackson chameleons, Marine Iguanas, and Five-Lined-Skinks. When Harry received the Cup, (he won) a 2000 Chevy Voldemort with Avada Kedavra headlights escorted it to him! It ran over a competitor, Cedric Diggory, killing him. People were angry and sent it back.
Harry has many more adventures, and he may even sue the Chevy Company because of their Voldemorts!
TO BE COUNTINUED
WHEN BOOK FIVE COMES OUT….
Disclaimer:
Every Harry Potter character belongs to J.K. Rowling. Chevy and Ford do not
actually make those cars. This story is fictional.
It
was stupid, it was weird, but please review anyway, please?