Welcome to the Digimon Channel where each chapter we show different shows featuring various digimon characters and sketches but today we will do a digimon dating show. First of bachelor 1 Takuya Kanbara
"What's up people I gonna try to win my first date" said Takuya
I thought you were 16
"I am" replied Takuya
Okay then, next is bachelor 2 Koji Minamoto
"Whatever" said Koji acting emo again?
Now you two go behind that wall and put on those voice disguisers so I can introduce the bacheloret Zoe Orimoto
"Hey you guys I'm happy to be here" said Zoe with her perky self
Anyway incase you don't know Zoe will ask a question and bachelor 1 and 2 and after she ask all the questions she will choose the person that she wants to take on an all expense paid trip to beautiful Honolulu Hawaii, for 4 days.
"Yes no matter who I choose I still get to go to Hawaii" said Zoe
Anyway its time to start with the questions
"Bachelor one if you found me bound to a chair and I was unable to escape what would you do" said Zoe
"I would start to kiss you and kiss you some more then I would start to take mine and your clothes off then I would take out my dic..." said Takuya in a disguisers
Wow Bachelor one I think that is enough explaining for Zoe
"Yeah, anyway bachelor 2 if I was stuck in a burning building how would you save me" asked Zoe
"I would use my razors to cut into the house then you the blood from my wrist to make a trail out" said Koji
Wow you bastards are really crazy aren't you?
"Yep" they both replied
"Anyway bachelor one if I was you girlfriend and I cheated on you what would you do" said Zoe
"Oh that's easy I would chain you to a table then spread you le… "Said Takuya
Dammit you crazy bitch that is enough I swear you sick ass fuck.
"Wow I'm kinda scared for my life, buy any how bachelor two how would you propose to me" said Zoe
"I would say that you have to cut your self to prove that you love me" said Koji
Why do I talk to you guys
"Because you have no other friends" said Takuya
Yes I do you dumbass
"Oh because there not as cool as us" said Takuya
Oh yeah that the reason, anyway lets cut to the commercial break
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Okay sorry about all the commercials I had to tell takuy.. I mean bachelor 1 about what he can and can't say on television, and what may or may not make Zoe file a lawsuit against him but now were good so let's continue.
"Anyway I have a question for both of you guys, if you found out that I wasn't really in love with you after we got married how would you feel and what would you do to me" asked Zoe
"Well I would dump your ass" said Koji
"I would not be mad because people can lose there attraction to each other and I would just let you move on with your life because I would not want to hold you back" said Takuya
"Stands there speechless" how the hell did he come up with that
"Man I defiantly choose bachelor one" said Zoe
Takuya come form behind the all "Zoe I love you too" said Takuya running
"What its Takuya oh hell no your not paying me enough to do this" said Zoe stomping of the stage
"I can't believe Zoe hates me this much" said Takuya crying
Its okay Takuya I knew she hated you but I didn't think she would pick you, even Koji acted so fucking emo, but hey you can never get into a woman's head, so anyway tell me of you like the chapter and if I should continue my sorry excuse for comedy or just end it now, your reviews count.