On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a Christmas Ranger Gath'ring!

"Blast this snow!" "Next time, Gilan. Next time."

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two coffee cups!

"Nothing like a cup of coffee on a winter morning, am I right?"

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three plum tarts!

"I made them with love!"

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four Bedullins!

"It was Umar's wife who made them come." "Oh, be quiet, Wakir."

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five peaceful nights!

"Thank you, Halt." "No. Thank you, Pauline. For everything."

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six written letters!

"Alyss, you didn't have to write all these…" "Of course I did, Will."

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven wolfships sailing!

"Ha! I'll bet you've never seen a Skandian GIVE things to people!"

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight lutes-a-playing!

"I told you, it's a mandola!"

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine battle horses!

"Horace, did you dress up the horses like Santa's nine reindeer!" "And look! Kicker has a red nose! Just like Rudolph!"

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten Senshi leaping!

"Hello, Kurokuma! I thought we might add a little to the festivities here."

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven arrows flying!

"Once went off course." "Oh. Whoops. My bad." "That poor deer…" "Can we eat it?" "HORACE!"

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve celebrations!

"Best. Christmas. Ever."

Merry Christmas from the Kingdom of Araluen!