Hey guys! This is my own little story. I didn't even know fanfiction has a misc section until someone told me... I fail! Anyways, hope you enjoy this!

PROLOGUE

I always knew there was something off about me. I always got in a lot of trouble.

It started with little miracles. When I was five, I morphed a pony out of water, which I rode on. I think I scared the living daylights out of my teacher. Of course she completely denied that she saw an actual pony made out of water. She was basically preserving her status as a non-psycho teacher. I got expelled, and Mum was disappointed in me. We were living in Toronto, Ontario, and then we moved to Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island.

When I was seven, I made a snake bite a boy. The boy was being mean to me and the snake was just passing by, minding its own business like any other day. Next thing you know, the boy was crying and running back to the teacher with the horrific tale. Well, at least he lived to tell the tale. I got expelled again and we moved to Mississauga, Ontario.

Because of the snake bite, I got labeled as a crazy lunatic child. So I got sent to this place called "Miss Penny's Home for Peculiar Children." Translation: "Miss Hag-From-Hell's Imitation of Level Eighteen in Hell for Completely Innocent Children." Seriously? We're peculiar? We're not peculiar. We were just special and too awesome for our own good. I hated that place so I was on my best behavior. I got out of the place (thank God) in a month, which was good.

At age ten, my class was going on a field trip to the military museum. At the museum, this crazy old lady was trying to eat me. Seriously! She had fangs and everything! I got a sword from the exhibit and beheaded her. She turned to dust and faded away. I told my friend that and she didn't believe me. She said, "You have too much imagination." Then, I got over it and went to check out the cannon. I accidently (okay, maybe not) started the cannon and shot it. I wasn't particularly aiming at the school bus, but I still got expelled.

Later on, well, you get the idea. Since I'm consistently getting kicked out, Mum and I had to move around a lot.

I'm twelve now and we live in Victoria, British Columbia.