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Cassidy and Butch's apartment on Christmas Eve was absolute chaos. Bottles of soda and – ahem, STUFF – were strewn everywhere. Jessie was drunkenly stumbling around. "Hey James?" she asked, slapping a hand onto his shoulder.
"Yeah, Jessie?" he answered uneasily. He had only seen Jessie drunk one time before, and it wasn't pretty.
"Are you a woman?" Jessie actually looked questioning, while Cassidy, who had listened in, burst out laughing. Cassidy laughed so hard that tears began to stream down her face and she toppled out of her chair in sheer amusement.
James, however, began to blush profusely and replied slowly. "Jessie, I'm not a woman. I'm a man." He suddenly became a little angered by the look of suspicious disbelief Jessie was giving him. His voice rose considerably. "I can PROVE it if you want –"
"Hey there, James! How's it goin'?" Giovanni asked, plopping down on the couch, accompanied by a giggling Domino. "Get any new Pokémon for me lately?" James shifted awkwardly in his seat. Giovanni heartily laughed. "I'm okay if you didn't, kid. Just messin' with ya!" Giovanni ruffled James's purple hair and turned to Domino. "So, have YOU done anything worthy of epic note?"
"When did Giovanni become your dad?" a thankfully sober Butch asked, meandering over. James shrugged and laid his head in his hands. Butch laughed and asked, "What happened?"
"Jessie wanted to know my sex," James replied. Butch howled with laughter, clutching his stomach. Wiping his eyes, he looked to James. "I said I was a man. Then I told her I could prove it." This was just too much for Butch, and he flipped off of the couch and accidentally knocked down a tray of cheese and crackers.
"NOOOOOOOO! I WORKED MY BUTT OFF TO MAKE THAT!" Cassidy, who was mentally challenged when it came to making food, wailed. James sighed and went to put together another platter.
Giovanni and Jessie were walking around, when Jessie felt something tickle the tip of her nose. It looked like…mistletoe. She glanced over to Giovanni with a smirk. He winked and they…they…well…kissed, let's put it. Domino and James spotted them and became enraged. Jessie and Giovanni just kept doing what they were doing.
Butch walked over to Cassidy, who was still mourning her delicacy. He put an arm around her and murmured "It's okay…" Cassidy looked up into his eyes and smiled. She suddenly leaned in and kissed him, much to his surprise. She pulled away, gasping and running to fetch her burnt cookies. "She WAS drunk, wasn't she?!"
James decided to try a strawberry daiquiri. He had never had one before, but there's a first for everything! He took a sip and suddenly realized that it was amazing! Faster than Rapidash, he downed several of those and four beers. In the end, we had to say bye to our amazing friend Sober James.
He slowly made his way over to Jessie, grinning stupidly. He grabbed her and kissed her quite suddenly. She seemed to enjoy it. The kiss lasted for a while, before Jessie ripped away to play spin the bottle with a large group of Rocket agents. James sighed in defeat, getting up to see if Wendy was available.
Butch was the only one still sober. The only one of his kind. He sighed and sat down in the corner of the room. Scattered beer cans were left everywhere. He kind of wished that he was drunk, just so he could actually have a good time. 'But hey,' he thought, brightening, 'I won't have a hangover tomorrow morning!'
Butch glanced over at James, who was slurring cruddy pick-up lines to Wendy, who slapped him in the face. Butch turned to face you. Yes, you, reader.
"Alcohol is crazy."