Xeon sat in his chair with a groan. The Christmas celebration had been an epic disaster, and now he had to write more rules. These were for a couple of Spring holidays called Valentine's Day and Easter. He made a mental note to kill Nuparu for creating computers.
Valentine's Day
The bomb rule. No explosives or weapons in any gifts or decoration. Especially heart-shaped cards. It's creepy.
The food rule. No candy or any other food may be poisoned or contain any chemical that is not approved by me.
Cupid, the symbol of Valentine's Day, carries an arrow. It has a heart on it. It is not in the spirit of the holiday to dip a heart-shaped arrow in any toxic chemical and shoot people with it.
Two words: No guns.
Renegade, stop with the talking eggnog already.
It is not okay to do anything scary to the flowers. It is also not okay to give anyone a bouquet of Morbuzahk vines.
Flowers: Good. Bullet shells: Bad.
Only Aurius and Renegade like bouquets of guns, knives, or other weapons. Do not give the above examples to anyone else.
It is not funny to have a 3-D heart with a lit fuse.
It is not funny to have a lit fuse sticking out of a bouquet.
If you are able to levitate objects with the power of your mind, without a Mask or elemental power, you've had too much sugar.
Do not use a bow and arrow for any purpose other than decoration.
It is VERY not okay to embarrass people using look-alike drones.
Pink is okay, but it has a limit. Nuika, if I find my room pink one more time, I will use a crane to move your bedroom to an orbiting asteroid, with you in it. Then you can paint the asteroid pink.
Valentine's Day is among the worst days of the year to prank people.
I don't know who the day is named after. That does not mean you can make it up when asked.
It is not okay to give the Agori chocolate laced with ANYTHING.
It is also not okay to get a chocolate shaped like someone else and bite the head off.
Renegade, stop 'training' Aurius.
Makuta Teridax is not to be used as a stand for decorations.
It breaks the decorations.
I am not to be used as a stand for decorations. If you try anyways, I may kill you with the decorations.
Do not confuse Valentine's Day with any other holiday.
Do not describe the holiday as a time to shoot people with arrows.
If I see another heart-shaped garland, I'm going to take it down. End of discussion.
If Aurius is carrying a heart-shaped garland, it may be a trap.
If Renegade is carrying anything pink, it is definitely a trap.
Cupid is not a sniper.
Cupid is not 'the winged sniper freak'.
Boxes of chocolate are not to be tampered with in any way.
Also, to not have chocolates with talking filling.