Hey! So yeah, this is one of my many stories that I've posted up here, this one wil probably be deleted within a week, ah well;
Okay so this one isn't the original, had to change names to make it a fanfiction,
So if you want to read the original, then just go to www. tokyopop . com /kaida987 then go to fiction in my portfolio and BOOM! You got pure madness.
That's also the reason Sasuke and Gaara are so OOC, ahh well.
Disclaimers galore! I do not own Naruto, nor do I own these MnM's I'm currently eating,
My mom is going to kill me.
Chapter 1:D
You know those days where you just want to rip somebody's head off? Yeah? Welcome to my everyday life. I'm so annoyed right now, apparently today is annoy the living crap out of Gaara day. Yay for me! Note the sarcasm? Ugh. So many fangirls! It drives me crazy, I've denied them all and they keep coming at me, not to mention that I'm full out flamer gay. Females just don't know when to quit, it's insane!
Oh look Sasuke; he's my best friend, known him since we were like, uhm, two? It's pretty weird having a person who knows you better than you know yourself, yeah? Not to mention he's like SUPER hott, like push up against the lockers and ravish hott, ehh; weird I know but its kinda cool, liking your best friend and all, to bad for me that he's straight and taken. Ah well, better luck next time.
I hate math, my teacher NEVER stops talking. It's really annoying. She just drones and drones and drones about this and that, and then she complains about how loud we are when it's absolutely DEAD silent. Ugh! It makes me want to punch an old lady in the face. They say live your life like there was no tomorrow, I REALLY wish there WAS no tomorrow. Oh well, we don't always get what we wish for.
Sasuke is being weird today, he won't tell me why though. He's just sitting there looking off into space and being emo….. hah! We're scene kids, so I find that funny... hmm, wonder what's for lunch today, ehh; I'll probably just get a bag of chips or something. I can't help it, Sasuke looks way to depressed for his own good, "Hey Sasuke, what's wrong, man?" I know I know, I don't talk like a gay boy, but I am so no worries here.
Great Sasuke is giving me don't-even-look-at-me-or-I'll-incinerate-you-with-my-glare look. Heh; maybe I should leave him alone, or not. "Seriously Sasuke, what's wrong?!" There's that look again, ah well, at least I tried. Oh look he's going to speak "Sakura broke up with me today." Well lookie there, kudos to me, my boy is single, my day just got infinitely better… Guess I should act sorry or something "Wow Sasuke that sucks, I'm sorry." Hah, that doesn't suck, that means I'm going on Mission: Turn Sasuke Gay! Mwuhahaha cough sorry bout that.
Hmm Sasuke really liked her apparently, he looks majorly depressed. "Hey Sasuke she wasn't worth your time anyway." Woops, did I say something wrong? Sasuke is giving me the eat-shyt-and-die look… "What?" I do NOT like that look. "Gaara she was perfect! Everything I've ever wanted!" Wow, remind me to talk to Sakura. "Dude are you crazy? Girls suck, and all she did was whine and complain. I personally didn't like her that much, but hey! You like who you like." Guess I shouldn't have said that either. "That's because you're a faggot." Okay that's going a little too far.
He knows I hate being called that. "You know Sasuke. Forget I asked." That's right, feel bad. "Gaara I'm sorry, it slipped!" I'm just going to ignore those puppy dog eyes and walk away, yes that's right bish, I win. Hah! Now to fill my empty stomach, hmm, what should I eat? I'm going to grab a bag of Funyuns, yuuummm, onion breath.
Oh great Sasuke is coming and looking sincerely sorry, but NO I will not forgive him for that… yet. "Gaara look, you know I didn't mean it." Tralala I'm not listening, okay maybe I am, but it doesn't mean I'm going to forgive you. "Look, Sasuke, if you didn't mean it you wouldn't have said it." Hmm, he looks depressed again, wow I have powers. "Gaara, please?" and apparently so does he "fine, fine. I forgive you, but please don't say it again, it makes me feel like you hate me."
hmm, if me forgiving him means he'll always put his arm around me I'll do it more often "I knew you'd forgive me." Oh great now he's burying his face in my hair, seriously now, don't tease the gay boy that's not very nice.
"Uhh; Sasuke where are we going?" What is up with him and his looks today? "We're going to our table" Oh yes, say it like it's the most obvious thing in the world. "Oh, is Sakura sitting with us?" Assuming by the look he just gave me, no. "No, why would she?" Hah, I feel like Notredomis, I can predict things…
"You guys aren't friends?" I need to stop asking questions, it makes Sasuke depressed. "No we're not, she wanted some other guy and she dumped me for him, why would I want to be her friend after that?" Stupid, stupid, girl, why would she dump him? "What a whore. I don't get the way girls work."
I don't understand why he's so protective over her, oh look the table. "She's not a whore; she just didn't like me anymore." Like I said before, a whore. "Whatever you say, sweetheart." Now I want to sit down, that seat is looking tantalizing, and so are these Funyuns.
Why is Sasuke looking at me like I stabbed Sakura in the eye? Did I say something? "What?" Now he's laughing and I really want to sit down. "You called me sweetheart!" Woops. How to recover, hmmm. "It's called sarcasm, you should know, you use it everyday." (I swear if it says fragment consider revising ONE more time I'm going to stab somebody in the jugular!)
Finally, bish let me go, now I can sit down and eat my Funyuns. Ahhh; that's soooo much better. Munchin on my Funyuns munchin on my Funyuns. "Would you please stop humming?" Stupid Sasuke and his anti-humming, just to spite him, I'll keep doing it, except I'll sing! I have a lovely voice; I know I've been told. "Munching on my Funyuns, Munching on my Funyuns!" Mwuhahaha! Sasuke's face is priceless!
Okay, want to know a secret, one Sasuke doesn't even know? I'm in a band, and we're pretty much a big deal, I'm the lead singer. It's weird, people love us at my school, but they have no clue that I'm in the band. I guess it could be because we wear masks? Yeah that's probably why.
Oh Sasuke is talking, guess I should tune in... Where did all these people come from? "Well lookie here! Gaara has removed himself from his happy place and decided to join us!" …Oh it's on! "I was only thinking of last night and how much fun we had!"
Hahaha! Look at that lovely flustered face, he hates being called gay, he always overreacts. Oh look he's stuttering, how cuh-ute! Hah, everyone is giving him a face, see I have this reputation of making straight boys go gay, it's great. So they're probably going to believe me.
Looks like he's going to come back. "In your dreams gay-boy." What. A. Loser. "Nice comeback wannabe gay boy. Don't deny the love we shared." Just to get the rest of these nameless people riled up, I'll bat my eyelashes at him. HAH! It had the desired effect!
He's pouting! How cute is that? "Whatever Gaara, dream on." What to say, what to say… "Why? I'd rather have the real thing." That's my cue to leave, I love it, they're all staring at me. Ehehehe I win bish, then again I ALWAYS win when it comes to Sasuke. He's probably going to be mad at me but whatever.
I sighed and threw the empty Funyun bag away, slinging my bag over my shoulder. I don't see the point in making us carry around all our books when we don't use them. It's pointless really. I'm going outside to stare at all the sexy boys and eat some skittles.
Oh look, Hinata, my beloved best girl friend. She's like the coolest bish around, and if I wasn't gay she'd be mine. I mean I love this girl, a little too much. "Hinata!" Look at that, her face brightened up when she saw me, how cute. She just freaking glomped me. Silly girl, she's going to break my back. It's not like I didn't see her three minutes ago.
"Hey Gaara, how are you?" So nice of her to ask, "It's been crap, Sasuke and I keep fighting. Him and Sakura broke up though, kudos to me!" See Hinata is the ONLY person who knows about my crush, seriously, I don't trust anyone but her with this kind of information. I know she would never tell. See Sasuke, Hinata, and I were raised together; we're kinda like the popular kids of the school.
Why is she laughing? "Gaara I can't believe you gave yourself kudos for them breaking up, that's horrible!" She slapped me playfully on the arm and I shrugged my shoulders, "You know I don't like her Hinata, she was a total bitch to me." See here, I don't cuss very often, but it's true, she was a bitch to me, jealous or something, eyedeekay.
Oh Jesus save me, Sasuke was standing about three feet away from me when I said that. He's probably going to go all super bish on me, like, super hero bish. "Gaara, what the hell are you talking about? She was extremely nice to you, all the time!" Oh ho ho, you keep telling yourself that ahole. "Yeah, when you were around, any other time she was abnormally cruel to me, so don't freaking protect her."
Hah! Take that, you can't always pick on little gay-boy Gaara now can you? "You're lying! She would never be mean to you! She's too nice for that." I rolled my eyes at that. "Whatever you say, because I mean, she is the epitome of perfection, meaning that she's always nice, and always the good guy. Honestly now Sasuke, would I lie to Hinata, EVER?"
See Hinata also knows about the band. Hey look Hinata is going to say something, "he's telling the truth Sasuke, you know he is." See, Hinata said I was, so there! He looks crestfallen, poor guy. "Whatever Hinata, you guys are just tag-teaming to make me feel bad."
Sometimes I don't understand why I like him so much. Ugh, thick headed child, so I slowly walk up to him till there was barely an inch of space between us and look up at him, making sure my voice was venomous. "Don't EVER accuse me and Hinata of tag-teaming, we both love you and you know that, you also know that we wouldn't lie about something to make you feel bad."
I grabbed him by his shirt, bringing him down until his ear was level with my mouth, I made sure that my voice was gentle and loving "I would never purposely hurt you, Sasuke, you know me better than anybody, I love you so much, you idiot, I wouldn't just make things up just to spite you." I pulled away, and he just stared at me for about five seconds then engulfed me in a bone crushing hug.
Let me tell you, I was NOT expecting that! "I know Gaara I'm sorry, I can't help it, I still like her. You know I love you too, and Hinata knows I love her, I'm just overwhelmed." Oh look, here he goes again with the whole nuzzling his face in my hair thing he seems to be doing lately, and now he's inhaling, weeeiiiirrrd.
I guess I should hug him back. Goodness he's so warm. I can't help but bury my face in his chest, if he doesn't stop this, people are going to think what I said earlier was true. Is he telepathic, he just pulled away and smiled at me, shoving his hands in his pockets. He has weird mood swings, yeah? "Hey Hina, I'm sorry about accusing you of a tag team, that was really douchy of me.
Who's a big boy now? Sasuke, that's who, I'm proud, He admitted he was wrong about Sakura, who just happens to be walking up to us now. I'm going to muster up my strongest glare just for her, that's right bish, cringe away from me.
"Sasuke can I talk to you?" Sasuke can I talk to you? Blah blah blah, damn that whiney voice of hers, gawd it makes me want to throw up. I still don't understand why Sasuke likes her so much, what makes her so much better than me? Well it might be because she's a girl, but still.
Oh no, Sasuke is going to talk to her, great, mission failed. UGH! Why does she have to ruin EVERYTHING? I'm leaving, she makes me sick. "Hey Hina, I'm going to go to class early" I pointed over at the bish "she makes me want to throw up." Hah, she heard me, that's greeeat.
It sucks that I have Sasuke next class period though, ah well. Ehehe she's glaring daggers at me, might as well make a scene, so I slowly turned around and flipped the bish off, oh that caught her off guard. Mwuhahaha, on to class I go.
So what do you think? Keep or Kill? I'm thinking Kill, seeing as the characters are annoyingly OOC. Please R&R :)
The original Character's names were Gaara: Briean (pronounced Bee-an), Sasuke: Dustin, Sakura: Ashlyn, Hinata:Raelyn (pronounced Ray- lyn)
So there you have it. I didn't change anything excluding the names so, whatever. I'll update if I get at least 5 reviews
Hope you liked it. OH! No flames please, I Prefer constructive criticism. Meaning help me if you find something wrong, or you just don't like it. No need to tell me that I'm horrible and that I need to stop breathing your precious air, because seriously, saying things like that over the internet is like saying it behind a brick wall. :D
TBC?