AN: Hello everyone! I wanted to try a Homestuckception. So I did it! I hope I don't get more death threats….they scare me and I really think I will be tracked down by Homestucks and killed….That being said, Enjoy!
Ok, So I was sent this link by another annoying fantroll and against my better fucking judgment I clicked on it.
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"FFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING LAGGGGG!"
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"FFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
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"FINAFUCKINGLY." I looked at the page that was up.
Why do I fucking know this asshole?
Oh fuck.
No.
FUCK NO.
Why the fuck is John on my computer? Fuck! He's fucking everywhere!
I read the page, it was quite simple to follow. "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CALLED HOMESTUCK?" I asked, putting my fist against my cheek, leaning on the desk.
"DO I HAVE TO ENTER THIS FUCKS NAME?" I asked staring at the screen, when all of a sudden I heard the dreaded, H3H3.
"TEREZI. I SWEAR TO GOG!"
-H3H3H3-
"ARE YOU EVEN THERE?"
-H3H3H3-
I looked around for the blind troll, not seeing any sign of her, I went back to Homestuck. "NO, JOHN SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE NAME ZOOSMELL POOPLORD. IT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH," I said with a grin. All of a sudden, pesterchum was flashing.
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHO'S FUCKING BUGGING ME?"
I looked at the pesterlog.
-ectoBiologist [EB] started pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]—
EB: hi karkat.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW?
EB: Can you help me?
CG: WITH WHAT?
EB: something
AN: I'm calling it at that for now, please leave me a review and let me know if you wanna kill me yet or not! Thanks~!