Leonard and Penny were making out on the sofa in 4a he loved it when they had the apartment to themselves it was a change from always making out in 4b. Sheldon and Amy were out buying a turtle it was funny them getting a turtle, slow just like their relationship. He wanted to ask Penny something that has been on his mind for a few weeks now but with penny's tongue down his throat it was kind of hard and also he didn't want to stop. When they finally came up for air, he decided to get her attention. "Penny" she kisses his lip. "Umm," continuing the assault. "Penny I have a little confession to make" she stops and looks into his eyes and said "ahhh is this your first time," she said sarcastically. "No, I got you something for Valentine's Day but was too embarrassed to give it to you," Leonard said shyly. "Why?" she asked.

"Because I got it from the dirty store." She playfully hit him on the shoulder and said excitingly "you went to the dirty store without me?"

"In sunglasses and a hat and parked two blocks away."

"Well get it, get it for me" still excited as she slaps her lap rapidly. He walked to the closet behind the sofa and retrieved the contents.

"We cover ourselves with body paint and get on this big canvas and do our thing it's kind of creative and artistic." She looks at him oddly. He panics "you don't like it I knew it was a bad idea."

"No, no Leonard it's a good idea let do it. She gets up and head to her apartment followed by Leonard.

"If you go back to the dirty store I want to go with you," Penny stated.

"It's a drive all the way to San Diego but No... Never going back."

You went all the way to San Diego to go to a dirty store?" Penny was puzzled.

"Yeah I didn't want to go to one in Pasadena and maybe get seen. Leonard said with a grin.

They entered penny's apartment and sat on her sofa and began to set up the canvas, Leonard reading the instructions while penny was checking out the paint. She enquired. "Why don't you want to go back with me?"

"It's not that I don't want to go back with you I just think that I can't show my face in their anymore.

"Leonard what did you do?" biting down on her lower lip. "It's kind of embarrassing" playing with his hands." It can't be that bad?" He shrugs his shoulder "I can't tell you because you're just going to laugh."

"Honey nothing you do is embarrassing to me. You can tell me, and I promise not to laugh." Penny said with sympathies. "You promise?"

"I promise." crossing her heart.

"OK, after I purchased the painting and canvas as I was about to leave I wanted to see if there was any erotic movie that we could watch together."

"That's so sweet did you find one?"

"Yeah, no as I was looking at the shelves of DVDs one caught my eye. I looked around nervously to make sure no one was looking and went to grab it but with my shaking hand knocked one DVD over. He went silence, when he didn't continue, Penny asked "What happened?" He looked away. It took the whole shelf of DVDs down like a domino effect and the ones below as well in the opposite direction as I tried to catch the one I dropped."

Penny burst out laughing and fell off the sofa. "You promised" she was in tears as she apologized "I'm sorry that was funny" still laughing. "It was embarrassing, and the storekeeper yelled at me to behave and everyone was looking at me and smiling as I picked up the DVDs one at a time and put them back on the shelves. I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me they were people taking pictures on their phone."

"Did you, I'm sorry (Not able to stop laughing) did he make you put them all back up" holding her chest and trying to calm her breathing.

"Yes and it nearly happened again as I put the last one back up."

That was it Penny couldn't take it anymore she practically wet herself with laughter.