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Noah Puckerman lives across the street from Rachel Berry's house. They're of the same age, they even go to the same school, and unfortunately for him, she is almost in every one of his classes. Apart from the Glee club. Noah was the typical hot, bad ass guy. He could get any of the girls he wanted, he is never gotten a "no" for an answer, but how could he? If he was one of the most talented player of the McKinley football team. How could a girl say "no" to him?

Rachel Berry, on the other hand, was a particular girl, if you could say so. She was controlling, emotional, passionate, sometimes a little bit annoying and loud. A drama queen. Completely different from Noah Puckerman and that difference was always the trigger of their fights. Which Noah often won, because he always brought up the topic of her virginity and how annoying she was. Rachel will defend herself saying he was a neanderthal and a bunch of other words more that Puck couldn't understand, but he knew she was insulting him. Puck had always admired how Rachel could talk so fast and use words so...so...difficult.

"Yo' Berry" He greeted her, which was kind of strange, considering the fact that they never talked, they argued. Plus, they were in the hall full of people, that meant only one single thing.

"Noah, as much as I aprecciate the fact of someone like you learning manners, I have to say: No, I don't know when am I going to loose my virginity and I'm not planning to do it with you." Rachel answered. She turn around to face this really good luckin Jew and she noticed that he had a slushie on his hand. Oh no! this couldn't be possibly good. Rachel opened her jaw shocked and shut her eyes tightly. And there it was, the sensation of something really cold collinding with her body, that was what she hated the most. Even more than ruinning her clothes. Before openning her eyes, she cleaned her eyelids carefully. Rachel was surprised to see Puck still standing there, looking at her.

"Well, I couldn't expect less from you. You keep surprising me everyday, Noah." Rachel complained. In response Noah chuckled and sent her a kiss , then he left. Rachel moaned and whispered for herself to always bring extra clothes for school.

"Mr. Schue, that guy she talks about it's gay." Puck said. "Maybe for Kurt it's okay, because you know...he is, you know what I mean." He added. Kurt rolled his eyes and mumbled the word gay.

"Noah, the sexuality doesn't really matter we've got to see what the song transmit and its really meaning, that's what makes it beautiful. Of course I know it is a bit hard for you to understand something as complex as this. I'd tell you to try, but almost everything you do ends up in failure." Rachel smirked and continue explaning the truly meaning of Jesse McCartney's songs.

"Maybe if we could sing about true men, you will get to know them. Besides, think of it in this way, that is how far you will get of having a boyfriend."

"So , we are going to start with the jokes about my personal life? Way to go, Noah. Should I bring up, your lack of intelligence and the fact that you think with your pennis more than ...I would say brain, but since you don't have any." Puck smiled and started thinking about an answer that wouldn't hurt her so much, but at the same time, an answer that would make him seem like a bad-ass, more than he already was.

"At least, I don't act like I have a stick up right my ass"

"Kids, please, we are all family. Family loves and respect each other, right? " said Mr. Schue "now Puck, apologize to Rachel."

"What? I'm not apologizing, family is also honest Mr. Schue."

Rachel cleared her throat and said:"Well, it was predictable from Noah. I don't mind Mr. Schue, my dad's have taught me to disregard the meaningless commentaries about me or my family. It is just another poor attempt to make me feel bad, unfortunately for them, I am so talented and self-confident that it would take more than silly words to make me feel bad about myself."

"That's bullshits, Berry. I bet you took it from one of that shitty magazines you girls buy."

"I'd aprecciate if you don't use that type of words when you talk to me." Puck rolled his eyes and crossed his arms in his chest.

"Well I'd aprecciate if you fucking stop talking. But it seems like we are not having what we want." Rachel made a pout and ignored him the rest of the class.

But to be honest, Rachel found quite attractive Noah Puckerman, actually, very attractive. She looked at his shirtless pectorals every morning when he woke up. Rachel loved seeing how he worked out an hour before going to school. You can call her a stalker, but it was definitely worth it. That big strong and with really beautiful eyes guy ruined every good concept Rachel had about Puck, when he opened his mouth. Noah, on the other hand, thought that Rachel was hot as hell, especially when she wore skirts and he could see that lovely ass and well-formed legs. Besides she was jew, which was a big plus in a girl. Kind of a especial bond. There was just a problem the words that came out of her mouth, which most of them Noah didn't understood, he just knew that he made him wanted to grow a vagina. And when he told her about getting laid, he meant it. Meanwhile he would keep bothering her , because he just loves to see how she turns into a really wild cat about to attack.

So when he knew that he had to do a history project with Rachel Berry, a big smile was drawn in his face. But he had a badass reputation to care, so he argued with the teacher to see if he could change of partner. The teacher wouldn't give in to Puck's arguments like Rachel being a total bitch with him. The brunette also complained about her new partner, using excuses like "he is not capable of understanding the fully meaning of the universal history." But the teacher answered to the both of them that they are necesary for each other, and something good will come out of this project.

In the way to the museum ,were they will choose a country and talk about it, Rachel sat with a boy she never saw before. Was he new? the only thing she was certain about, is that he was really handsome. Curly hair, green eyes, thin lips,and she could go on. But in other words, he was perfect.

"Hi, my name is Rachel. Co captain of the Glee club and you are...?"

"Jesse , ex-captain of Vocal Adrenaline glee club." Rachel was surprised and pleased at the same time. Jesse was cute and he could sing, and really well. Mr. Schue told them about Vocal Adrenaline, and how they were the thoughest competition for the regionals. But since he was here in McKinley high there was nothing to worry about. Another reason to love Jesse St. James.

They really had many things in common , unlike Noah and Rachel. Too bad he wasn't her partner, they would have so much fun, they would talk ,or even better sing. Watch broadway musicals after finishing, and maybe, if she was lucky, they could make out. But unfortunately that won't happen because he had another partner. A partner that many girls would die for, even her, but Rachel won't admit it.

"So, how is your partner?" Asked Jesse.

"Noah Puckerman" Rachel rolled her eyes, and Jesse laughed in response.

"You don't like him or...?"

"Apart from the fact that he curses more than a sailor, we don't get along so well." She explained, while Jesse stared at Puck. "What about you?" Jesse pulled out a little paper of his pockett, it seems that he doesn't remembers the names of his new peers.

"Umm Finn Hudson" Rachel's heart started beating at an unbelievable speed. She always had a thing for Finn, it was different from Puck. She liked Puck, but with Finn was different, it was stronger. And he also had a thing for Rachel, they have kissed one or two times. But they prefer not to talk about it. Although Rachel, was dying to talk about it.

When Jesse was about to add something more, the bus pulled over. And everyone started getting off their sits, so they miss their chance to talk again because as soon as they got off the bus they had to pair up with their partners in order to enter the museum. Puck was already waiting for her in the entrance.

"Move that sexy ass over here Berry" He yelled.

Rachel blushed and mumbled a: "Shut up Puckerman" as soon as she reached him, they walked next to each other in the halls of the National History Museum. When they arrived to the section of Egypt, they spent more time there than the others sections. That is when Puck knew they were doing Egypt.

They sat in a bench that was right in front of some kind of Egypcian God. The powers of this god were bizards, but his main power was to change forms of things or people. When? well that was up to him, whenever he thought it was necesary. But again, it was just a legend, or so they say.

"We are doing this one." Said confident Rachel.

"Okay, whatever."

"Can you at least pretend that you care?" Said the upset brunette crossing her arms over her chest.

He shrugged and grinned "How the fuck could I care if I have that smoking body of yours in front of me?" Rachel shook her head and took a deep breath.

"It must be really easy for you, right?"

"What the fuck are you talking about Berry?"

"I mean, you, the boys, all they do it's tell some nice complimments to a girl and then you have sex with her. And that is the solution to all of your problems. Sex."

"You think our life is less complicated than yours? Shit Berry. All you girls, have to do is smile and make a fuckin puppy face and you have everything. And with your skirts , don't get me started on that one."

"Noah , don't you see? Sex again! All you can ever think about is sex. Cause if we didn't have skirts or cute smiles there's no way we could get our way right?" complained Rachel.

"Fuck, Berry, so you think I am a kind of sex addict or what?"

"I was referring on men in general, but since you ask... Yes, I would say so" Rachel smiled and looked at him with craftiness."You know? I wish you were a woman, to see how hard it is. And stop whining about being a man."

"So you think is easy, huh Berry? We have fucking feelings, we are not just farm animals."

"Well you look like a lot, I mean you just have go and have sex with anything that moves and breathes."

Puck was about to answer Rachel when principal Figgins and the history teacher started calling everyone to the bus. Rachel Berry stood up and walk away from that place while Noah Puckerman decided to wait a while, badasses never got in time and never do what they had to do. This time when she got to the bus, Jesse was already sitting with someone else, and the only empty seat was with her personal stalker Jacob Ben Israel. This ride to home was going to be a living hell, or so she tought. The person she least expected offer her a sit that she didn't saw, or maybe she did but she decided to ignored, because it was the same thing. The seat was next to Noah Puckerman, they boy she just had an argument with. She approched to him and asked him if that seat was taken, even though Noah asked her to sit with him.

"Is this some kind of charity, or do just made a bet?" Said Rachel and Puck laughed in response.

"Shit Berry, you really think I'm a mother fucker , don't you?"

"You really want me to answer that? I mean you threw my slushies all the week. What iw that supposed to mean, Noah? That we're back in kindergarden and you bother me because you like me?" Rachel stared at him waiting for an answer, but all she got was silence. Puck shrugged and look to the window all the way. Rachel, pulled out her Ipod and started listening songs of Jonathan Groff, whom was not a singer properly, but he made a lot of covers for several artists. She looked askanced to Puck and sometimes, Puck caughted her looking at him, he just smile and pretend that nothing happened. Rachel didn't realize when the bus got to her stop and Puck let her know but waving his hand in front of her face, what made her connect to reality again.

They got off the bus together, and walk together too. They didn't say a word to each other, Rachel was still listening to music and Puck, well, Puck was just thinking about what Rachel said minutes before, Did he liked her? he didn't have any idea, he just bother her because it was fun.

"Well, bye." Said Rachel getting her earphones off. Waving her hand and walking in direction of her house. Puck nodded with his head and said :

"Sleep nice, that nice ass of yours needs to rest to look as beautiful as today." He smiled and put his thumbs up. Then he made his way home, Rachel murmured something like: "Shut up, Noah."

When Puck arrived home, the first thing he saw was his little sister and his mom fallen asleep on the couch. He turned off the T.V and covered them with a blancket that was near. Before going upstairs he left to the kitchen and drunk some milk and ate some cookies his mother left for him.

Rachel entered her house and found a note from her parents saying that they'll arrive late, her food is in the microwave and that they loved her. She smiled and went to the kitchen to eat.

Noah Puckerman and Rachel Berry went to sleep at the same time. Both wished that the next day was better than this one.

The sound of Puck's alarm was unbearable which made him hit it gently. Unlikely of Rachel that wanted to turn that thing off, but she might hit it so hard, that the other things that were in the lovely pink beside fell. They opened their eyes really slow and they knew something was wrong. Really wrong.

"Ok, Rachel, don't alarm this is just another silly dream. Just close your eyes tighly and then open them, you'll be in your room." And like she tought she did it, unfortunately she was not dreaming. She scaned all the room with her eyes, then she knew it, she knew that room. Noah Puckerman, that was the room of Noah Puckerman. "Take a deep breath, Rach, maybe ...maybe this is just a stupid joke." She grabbed a mirrow from the bedside and when she discover that Noah's face was in the reflection instead of hers, she literally freaked out.

"Oh my God, Oh My is ...is this me?" She stood up and the first thing she noticed is that she had, or the body had , and erection of the size of the everest. "Im not touching that" said instinctively, she tried to push it with one finger but it didn't go down.

Noah Puckerman, on the other side, was having problems too. "IT'S GONE, LITTLE PUCK IT'S GONE." he touched his crotch but he didn't find what he expected. He calmed down and payed attention to his new chest "But I guess, two is better than one." said while he was touching his new friends.

Well I really hope you like it :D, if there's some kind of grammar mistake, please let me know. I'd love if you guys left me a few reviews.

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