A/N: I always wanted to do one of these. the first few are from the people I forum with, just as a start-up chapter.
I dont own Death Note.
Ok, first letter from...Me..just out of curiousity.
Dear Light,
YOUR FACE!
Signed,
Bellatrix Birthday.
"What?" Light had no way to respond to the hostess's letter.
"Well, Yagami-kun? What do you say?"
"Um..." He tried to think like an idiot. "Uh...No, YOUR FACE!"
"That's technically not a response..." L stated.
"Shut up, Panda-face!"
The hostess's reaction made Light lol.
"50%, Light-kun.."
Next letter from...lolzy33
Dear Light,
Will you marry me?
"Uh...Wel-"
"NO!" Misa intervened. "Light-kun is Misa-Misa's boyfriend!"
"Well that takes care of that, Rachel!" The hostess said, smiling into the camera. "Though, why would you want to marry Light-chan? Everyone knows he's gay for L.."
She was quickly smacked upside the head by L.
"Ow!"
Next letter from...TheExplodingPriest
Dear Mello,
Are you gay for Matt? If so, does he know? ARE YOU A TRANNY?
"What. The. FUCK?" Mello angrily stormed off.
"Ahhh...Classic Mello."
Last letter for the chapter from Mellocestious
Dear BB,
Could you tell me about the LABB cases in more detail?
The hostess looked around the studio. "Um...Beyond? Beyond Birthday?"
Suddenly the door slammed open, and in stepped...a blood covered BB.
The host looked into the camera. "I'm sorry, Rena, we wont be able to do your letter. SECURITY!"
Well that's the end of chapter 1! R&R for your letters!