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The nefarious Doctor Animo held a tank of dead frogs in his clutches. He frowned at them with rapidly growing fury. "SUBLIMINO!" he yelled. "Why are my frogs DEAD?"
The mighty mini Subster himself, little man with a loud voice and big fat attitude, sat lazily upon the couch while stuffing his mouth with various snacking foods. He turned to acknowledge the idle rage of his current roommate. "I 'unno," was his only response before filling his mouth with barbecued pork skins.
Doctor Animo threw the frog tank overhead into the nearest wall in a show of his immense discontent. "YOU FORGOT TO FEED THEM, YOU LITTLE SHIT! That's why they're DEAD!"
"Well, it's not like they cost a whole bunch to get more of them," said Sublimino, shrugging. "You could even go out to the swamp and get some for free. Why are you all pissy about it? Sheesh. You on the rag or something?" He laughed obnoxiously. He picked up a chocolate snack cake and shoved it in his mouth.
Doctor Animo's bottom lip wobbled. He looked suddenly stricken. He put his face in his hands. "Yes. Yes, I am," he groaned. A single tear slid down his pallid cheek, around the maze of his rugged 10 day stubble, down his chin, where it fell silently to the floor. Doctor Animo collapsed to his knees and began to sob profusely. "MY HORMONES ARE COMPLETELY UNBALANCED! I'M SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW! I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS!"
Sublimino continued to chomp down pork skins while nodding along to the theme song of Love Boat. "Sounds like you're just horribly out of character," he commented before eating more pork skins.
Weeping gently, Doctor Animo crawled over to the couch. He placed his gnarled claws upon the arm rest. "Hypnotize me, so that I might forget this horrific trauma," Doctor Animo begged his couch potatoish frienemy.
Sublimino removed his mystical hypno-watch from its place in his pocket. He held it in front of Doctor Animo's face and pressed the button. A bright flash consumed the room. Doctor Animo blinked after a few minutes.
"What was I saying to you a moment ago?" He looked down. "And why am I kneeling on the floor?"
"You were going to wipe up the carpet. I spilled some soda on it."
"Clean it up yourself, you little shit!" Doctor Animo yelled after getting to his feet. He stomped away. "Wait, WHY IS THE FROG TANK BROKEN ON THE FLOOR OVER HERE?"
Sublimino's eyes rolled behind his dark shades. He removed his pocket watch once again.
End