MEAT SUIT MISERY
WOW: length. Michael is not a happy angel.
Disclaimer: I don't own him
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Michael hated the whole 'meatsuit' thing. It all seemed so dirty and icky, and just generally unpleasant.
And Dean Winchester; the Michael Sword? Seriously?
As well as the cholesterol level and the pickled liver, there were scars and bruises everywhere – Dean Winchester had been seriously careless with Michael's vessel. There was scratchy stubble to contend with, and … the length of those toenails! Did this dude ever cut the damn things? Michael was an archangel – if he had to darn one more sock because of Winchester's stupid freaky feet he was going to go postal.
No goddamn apocalypse was worth this crap!
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