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Teo flew on, but with Pathik hanging onto the wheel-chair, and with the fact that engines that allowed flying weren't invented yet, fuel quickly ran low. Eventually, both of them fell into the ocean, where they would never be able to neglect Toph. Pathik had yet to neglect her, and he wasn't about to miss the chance permanently. He wasn't about to die. He kicked his feet, inadvertently knocking Teo deeper into the depths of the ocean, and swam towards the surface. Luckily, the ocean was made up of salt water, which prevented it from doing the unthinkable…

Joseph Gordon sat on his bed, attempting to finish his homework. That grew too tedious, like this fanfiction is, so he went on the internet to read fanfiction stories. He stayed as far away from the Avatar category as possible, remembering what happened in the last story he starred in. Funny how clichéd his life is. Before he could click on anything, Zutara and Kataang appeared and stared at him. His computer page instantly went to the Avatar category, and the character search went to Aang and Toph. Kataang forced himself/herself to click the search button.

"No! I don't even ship any of you! NOOO!" screamed Joe as he was sucked into the computer. Zutara hit him with a burning water-whip and Kataang tied his hands up with ice handcuffs.

"This must be the author responsible for creating Taang." said Kataang.

"Probably. If he is the creator, then Taang will be urgent to save his fat ass. That is when we shall murder that dreadful shipping pair." declared Zutara.

"Excellent."

Joseph thought for a moment and realized that the only way he could be set free from this story was to have it flamed so much that it would be deleted. He thought back to a series of pictures he saw on Deviant Art titled The N Commandments of Avatar Fanfiction, posted by babbs. (He had to include the creator in order to prevent possible copyright issues.) The drawings told authors everything that should not be included in Avatar fanfictions. Maybe, if he could break all of the rules, no one would read this story and he would be free. Somehow, someway, he had to break the N Commandments.

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Combustion Man walked through his neighborhood, trying to avoid people who liked to make fun of his third eye. They would call him such terrible names, such as four-eyes (for some reason), Sparky Sparky Boom Man, and even Mr. Bean. Today was no different, and as Combustion Man walked on, he started getting harassed by Pipsqueak.

"HRMPH!" screamed CM, even though he couldn't talk due to never acquiring a voice actor. Pipsqueak laughed and started beating him up. On Ji observed the fight, but she just walked away slowly. CM cried, but no one helped. After 47 minutes, Pipsqueak walked away, but Combustion Man wouldn't let him get away with that beating so easily. He breathed into his nose, and the subtitles on the bottom of the screen said, "I'M A CHARGIN' MA LAZOR. I'M A FIRIN' MA LAZOR. SHOOP DA WOOP!"

A laser beam shot out of his third eye, but Pipsqueak avoided the blast. The beam shot on…

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Katara woke up, but found that Appa was no where to be found. Her epilogue from the last fanfiction had turned out to be non-canon. She stood up and sighed. It was only a matter of time before the Kataang and Zutara shippers start pairing her up with two idiots that she didn't care for. She had to end it all now. She jumped off of a conveniently placed cliff, prepared to die. Before she hit the ground, she landed on a flying dragon. She looked down and saw that the creature's head was that of Azula's. It seems that Azula digested herself so much, that she turned into a mutant hybrid.

"SHADOW CLONE JITSU!" shouted Azula, showing the laziness of the author as this was the only thing she said in the first story. She exploded and Katara was propelled towards the sky. She landed back on the cliff and was about to jump off again, but she tripped on the Painted Lady and was knocked unconscious. Momo barged into the scene in order to prevent this story from moving on. An angry Maiko shipper who was out of place ran by, but their head imploded, and Momo flew away.

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An unknown shipping pair journeyed across the internet and found a dictionary translator. This shipping pair was determined to help Joseph escape, and terrible grammar may just help. The pair translated part of a previous fanfiction into a different language and translated it back to English. This is the result:

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Deep in the Spirit World, Koh looked all around his "tree-house." He could've sworn that he heard his name spoken in a paragraph that was translated from the Korean language. He shrugged it off, even though he has no shoulders, and he continued eating chocolate ice-cream, as his ending was non-canon.

Joseph had given up hope as the shipping pairs dragged him closer to Taang's domain. If something wasn't done soon, he and a shipping pair would probably be dead. Yep, his life sure is clichéd.

TOO BEE CONTINUDE WIT' MORE KOH AND DIFFERENT TITLES…

Pathik made it out of the ocean and swam to the nearest island, but he was swallowed by a Koi fish before he reached land.

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