Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters. J.K Rowling has that priveledge. Any flames will be used to make popcorn. Good advice is welcome.

Note To Readers: I am looking for a Beta person or whatever. So if you are interested please email me at or leave me a message.Anyways I decided to do something funny. Just imagine if Voldie took a personality test. If it stinks tell me, if not well that's ok too.

What is your name? I am known as Lord Voldermort (smiling evilly) to those who are afraid to say my name they call me You-Know-Who or the Dark Lord. My filthy muggle name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. (But if anyone uses that name in my presence better be ready for a good Crucio.)

If you were a color what would color would you be? Black all the way.

If you were an animal what would you be? SSSSSSSSSNAKE!

What is your favorite pass time? Well, when I am not killing muggles and muggleborns, scheming on how to domintate the world or how to kill Harry Potter. I like to read, especially gothic and twisted novels.

If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be? I AM LORD VOLDERMORT I DO NOT NEED TO EAT FOOD! (but occasionally when I am having a hard time I like to indulge myself and eat chocolate chip cookies.) BRING ME SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES OR YOU ARE IN FOR A CRUCIO!

If you could be a character out of a book, musical or movie who would it be? Sweeney Todd, he is my type of guy. He gets his revenge (MWAH HA HA)

What song would best describe you? Well normally I would never admit that I like listening to music, but since you are asking nicely I would say Psycho by Puddle of Mudd. ( But if you tell anyone I will Avada Kedavra you before you can even pronounce the first syllable!)

What is your favorite sexual position? THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO NEVER FIND OUT! CRUCIO!

If you were a car what type of car would you be? A CAR? MUGGLES USE CARS! (but since this is a test I would have to say a mustang convertible all black, nice and sleek) TELL ANYONE AND I WILL KILL YOU! CRUCIO!

If you only had two seconds to live what would you do? I AM IMMORTAL AND I WILL NEVER DIE! CRUCIO

Where would you take your date on the first date? I DON'T DATE! LOVE IS A USELESS EMOTION! AVADA KEDAVRA!

SCREW THIS TEST! ANYONE WHO TRIES TO MAKE ME TAKE THIS TEST AGAIN WILL FEEL MY WRATH!