HOLLA! My Inbox is full. Sorry about the delay...
Figure skating, school, dealing with my phsycotic parents, bad hair days and subsitute teachers that cut the cheese every five seconds can be a little bit time-consuming.
Not to mention I've been grounded from computer for three weeks.
So...I stopped at a dead end before, so I'll just start a new
story.
Don't shoot me! Writer's block is seriously harsh!!!!!
Emmett stood up and looked around him at the small collection of people around him.
"Hi," he began, his voice shaking; all eyes were on him. "I'm Emmett, and I'm a teletubbies addict."
"Hi, Emmett!" they chorused, smiling up at him.
"I can't stop. It's driving me crazy! Tinky winky--damn it!"
Emmett sat down, his hands shaking.
"That's wonderful! Jasper, would you like to go next?"
Jasper slowly sood up. "Hi, I'm Jasper."
"Hi, Jasper!"
"Umm...I...I'm addicted to this book called Twilight, By Stephanie Meyer. It's about this girl named Bella...who falls in love with a vampire named Edward...Damn it, Edward Cullen! Why won't you come to my window?!"
Jasper collapsed in a heap on the floor, sobbing and pounding the floor with his fists.
Carlisle cleared his throat loudly, pointedly not looking at his deranged son.
"That's it for today, everyone. Now, we can come back next week--" Carlisle began.
"What about my shopping problem?!"Alice asked.
"And my obsessive-compulsive disorder?"Bella chimmed in.
"You said you'd help me with my vanity issues,"whined Rosalie.
"Mood swings,"cackled Jasper, while emmet sung the Teletubbies song behind him, VERY loudly.
"The voices in my head are telling me to kill you,"Edward hissed murderously.
"Please, Carly, help the children. After all, it is my job to be MOTHERLY and offer MOTHERLY support, because I'm MOTHERLY!!!!!" Esme screeched, her eyes rolling in their sockets.
"Okay, we can keep going."
SIX HOURS LATER
Charlie spun around to find a harrassed-looking Carlisle Cullen behind him.
"Help me," Carlisle shrieked, "They're after me!!!!!"
Okay, hoped you liked it. more coming soon, I hope.