(A/N) Hey guys, this is my first ever fanfic. I hope you guys like it! This story may not have accurate timings of some of the things but it's supposed to be funny! I would like to add that the entire story will take place in third person.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders. That right belongs to S.E Hinton.
Chapter One: Say what now?
Darry sat in his armchair reading "My Little Pony Goes to Paris", while Johnny, Ponyboy and Dally were watching Gossip Girl. Steve, Sodapop and Two-Bit were trying on the outfits they saw in the Girlicious music video for Stupid Shit. Yup, it was a typical day in the Curtis residence until…
"Guys!" Tim Shepard burst through the door as if he owned the place. "You'll never guess what happened," Tim shouted over Katy Perry's new hit single "California Gurls". The music stopped and everybody looked his way. Even Johnny and Dally looked away from the screen, expertly paused on a zoom in of Blake Lively's skirt.
"What," Darry said, clearly focused on his book.
"You know Bob Sheldon, the head soc, right?" Tim continued on. "He went up to me and my boys and told us that he could totally out dance us greasers because he thinks we have two left feet!"
"Oh no he didn't!," Two-Bit exclaimed, putting a hand on his hip. Tim nodded his head. "Uh huh. And he says that he wants to challenge the Greasers in a talent show! He told me to combine your gang some of my gang so we can have a show in two days at the lot."
Everyone was deep in though for a couple of minutes except for Pony, Dally and Johnny who were debating on who Nate should date. It was between Serena and Blair.
"Well," Darry said after a couple of minutes. "I know what we are going to do.
"What," everyone (except Pony, Dally and Johnny) said in unison.
"We're gonna dance there pants off!"
Two-Bit, Sodapop and Steve exchanged high fives in their school girl uniforms.
"Ehmagod, I have the hottest outfits for us to wear!" Steve gushed to Soda. "We are gonna look as yummy as Taylor Lautner did when he ripped off his shirt in New Moon!"
Everyone (including Pony, Dally and Johnny) looked at Steve. "What," he said trying to sound innocent. "It's not my fault he's so delicious!"
Everyone agreed. With that, Darry rode his magical lime green pony to go meet his leprechaun Lucky O'Shamrock at the end of the rainbow to get a pot of gold.
(A/N) So what did you think? The more reviews I get, the quicker the updates!