She was biting her lip, by the looks of it, she was having a debate with the sorting hat. She frowned her eyebrows and than 'unfrowned' them, as she herself liked to call it.
She seemed happy and the hat seemed slightly down.
"Why don't you tell them what you told me?" she asked. Her voice sounded innocent and happy.
"This girl can't be sorted. Seeing as she's brought up by all the teachers in the school, the qualities of all houses are developed equally. She also refuses to pick a houses, so she will not be sorted at all."
The girl grinned, grabbed a chair and sat down at the teachers table, between all her 'parents'.
During dinner she talked with the heads of all houses.
Uncle Sev said: "Well done! You found your way around the points system. You're more Slytherin than my snakes."
Aunt Minnie said: "Well done! You showed so much bravery by standing up against the hat. You're more Gryffindor than my lions."
Aunt Sprout said: "Well done! You showed loyalty to all people who are dear to you. You're more Hufflepuf than my Badgers."
Uncle Flicky said: "Well done! You showed us that you think all houses are equals, that's what they call intelligence. You're more Ravenclaw than my birds."
She nodded and smiled, thinking that she would definitely have been in the house for arrogant bastards, if it had existed.