my first fic!
very, very loosely related to twilight, and only so that this counts as a fanfic. i've tried getting onto ficpress but I use the school computers and the site's banned.
takes place in an alternate universe where bella, edward, jacob and the rest of the gang all got run over by ''this truck, with claws, and a fire, that goes faster than a vampire, that is totally made out of werewolves, and it speeds along and scoops the vampires up like road kill with an egg flip, and tosses them into the fire so that they burn and die''. the only characters that have anything to do with twilight are Edward's long lost brothers (or are they evil twins?).
disclaimer: none of the characters are mine since this is a twilight fanfic,
crazy idea: but i think stephanie meyer, anne rice and bram stoker should be put in this great big arena and fight to the death for the creative rights of all vampires everywhere. It would be fun, and make things much simpler.
I hope you all enjoy this, despite the lack of edward.
Two vampire guys, a fangirl and a pizza place
Chastity pushed open the door, letting in the sound of pouring rain from outside. She stepped inside and stood panting as water dripped from her ponytail onto the red and black checker floor. Chastity had never been to this side of town before, the dodgy end but the cold and the wet had her running through the rain looking for safe haven.
She had found that haven under a dimly light red P-I-Z-Z-A could call a taxi here, it was getting late and the rain didn't look like it would end any time soon but hunger came first, the pizza place was a city crammed with hapless people and she was Godzilla!
A guy was standing behind the counter, faux stone with a pizza oven to match. He looked about the same age as her; a hand slumped across his cheek, an expression of terminal boredom glued to his face and bubble gum blue hair like greasy wolf fur.
She made her way up to the counter and looked down at him, not because she was some kind of snob, not because he was short but because Chastity was freakishly tall for a girl. Along with her name this had always been something she'd been conscious about, but right now the only thing on her mind was a thick, greasy wedge of three cheese's, extra pickled onion, banana and pepperoni pizza. The wet and the hunger and the miserablness had created in her a puppy face so genuine that it would put a starving Ethiopian orphan to shame. She drew her hands together on the counter and said down to the greasy blue wolf fur guy "Pleeze, pleeze, pleeze can I have an extra large pepperoni pizza!"
"Nope" he said apathetically
He had been staring at the counter the whole time; he didn't even turn to look at her.
Her Godzilla had vanished, replaced by a kicked puppy, but nevertheless she carried on, she'd just order something else. "How about a vegetarian tofu-burger pizza?" she asked.
"No" he said once again.
Chastity was getting agitated. "What about a seafood anchovy, squid and pineapple pizza?"
"Na-oh" he said and it was third times the charm.
She began to twitch and seethe with silent fury, her hands now clawing at the counter. "do you have any kind of pizza here? Any kind of food at all?" a manic edged had crept into her voice.
"Nooh" he said yet again.
Aaaaaagh! She thought, I'm damp and hungry and this greasy blue headed monkey Wont Give Me Any Pizza! Screw him; I'm not going to leave this place without pizza!
She leaned forward and looked around, plotting deviously. There was a mini fridge beneath the counter, but it was padlocked. There was a door, closed but no padlock. It could be a storeroom, she could grab a bite and run…NO, she wasn't going to steal! Sure she could probably make it, the advantages of being tall and a member of the cross-country team were on her side, but she didn't have to steal. The door could lead to an office, there could be someone else here, it wasn't too late at night.
"Hey, is there anyone else back there?' she yelled.
"There's no one else, stop yelling." Wolf fur guy had finally said more than two syllables, and irately, too.
"Hey is anyone th-…"
"Stop Yelling." He moved around the counter, and chastity pushed down and took this opportunity to swing herself over the counter, hoping to take the guy by surprise.
She didn't. He leapt over the counter with inhumane speed. As Chastity reached out and grasped the door handle he pulled her leg sharply and she came tumbling down and the door swung open.
It was a freezer room. And someone was there.
Sitting down on a chair with a deer in his lap. Its eye's were darting wildly, with its drooping tongue and blood flowing from its neck. There were blood stains on his shirt.
And his mouth.
Everything went black.
so did you like it? please review, your comments help keep me sane. As for that most people ask for x amount of reviews before they post new chapters , but my plot bunnies are chaotic and unpredictable, so ill post the next chapters whenever i'm done with them.
oh yeah, i'd like to thank eddy my roommate/editor for his help, scott for listening to my crazy rambling ideas and brent for the advice. and my insane cousin jazziesxXxbabe for getting my on to fanfic in the first place.